There used to be a thread containing all the hilarious jokes & I read them from time to time. Where has this thread gone?
Where have all the jokes gone???
- Thread starter dragondick
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Sorry, they were momentarily lost in the nether regions of cyber-space, so I deleted the bad link from the "Fun Stuff" sticky. It's back now, so the link is as well.
a drink and I will show you how to increase your buisness by at least 2000% percent every week using this chicken, my IQ and.....
The thread was split into 3 parts as it was getting too long - over 280 posts and it was starting to generate system errors. None of the jokes were deleted.
Note to Goob: Please close the joke thread when it gets to 80 posts and start a new one.
Note to Goob: Please close the joke thread when it gets to 80 posts and start a new one.
* as Fred suddenly walked past with 3 hot chicas, distracting everyone in the bar*Goober Mcfly said:
...you know how much this cell phone costs , when I was raking in $ up north, I........waitdminute, bartender, I see that you are trying fix something back there. Hmm... I am an expert in that, let me ....
So, Fang, is this bar you are referring to, into which Alien has wandered with a chicken, one of those illegal Portuguese gamble houses at Ossington?
Perfectly legal! Cover charge is $250, we charge a further $100 to count the chips for anyone that does not have an IQ past 100. We also charge $300 to make a bet for you if you so desire. If you wish a drink while at our establishment a nominal charge of $75 dollars will be added to your tab as well as a thin waffer mint.Goober Mcfly said:
God people! I'm surprised NUN (Goober's benefit) of you have caught on to this money making venture. Its perfect. I cannot take the credit for this though.....
