At first I thought you were being helpful. But I now know that you only say and do things that you know will leave me emasculated, impotent, and utterly humiliated in the eyes of our peers.smallcock - the Clown motif is good, suits you.
Alternatively you could look for one of these in a youth size:
No problem. I don’t know why the others don’t follow your request. Maybe you should increase your signature font size to “5” (aka the size of your unit, in cm).At first I thought you were being helpful. But I now know that you only say and do things that you know will leave me emasculated, impotent, and utterly humiliated in the eyes of our peers.