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What's your sexual orientation?

What's your sexual orientation

  • Straight (male)

    Votes: 93 69.4%
  • Gay (male)

    Votes: 4 3.0%
  • Bi (male)

    Votes: 17 12.7%
  • Straight (female)

    Votes: 7 5.2%
  • Gay (female)

    Votes: 3 2.2%
  • Bi (female)

    Votes: 10 7.5%

  • Total voters
    134

simon482

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Because it isn't gay if you were drunk and he was wearing a dress?
there was this one time i was at a bar and me and this chick were talking and things were going really good, it was a great night. i was on my "A" game and the witty stories and lines were just flowing like second nature. i was in. we decided to go back to her place and we had another drink and started kissing and stuff and we were touching and playing and it was game on time. she had a mouth ful and i was like cool and ran my hand across her ass and that is when i felt a little cock head. i was like "hey now, lets back this train up a minute" and she just giggled and told me that i didn't have to touch it if i didn't want to. so i told her game on and we got back to it.

through the whole thing i didn't touch it and she was very girl like and had some nice boobs on her and a perfect female shape. it was pretty awesome, except for when we fucked doggy style and i could feel her balls slapping on my balls. that was a little awkward.
 

simon482

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Is that where you punched your dad in the face?
nah, the tranny story is a joke i been telling for years, see who i can get worked up with it. usually gets a good shit storm going. i told it to my ex girlfriend once and she started to cry and dumped me, her brother came up to me a few days later and told me his sister told him what i did, he asked where the bar was. got real mad when i told him it was a lie to dump his sister with.
 

simon482

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Cool. When I get drunk and reveal too much personal information about myself, I also pretend I was joking. Most people are not stupid enough to fall for that excuse though.
yeah i was drinking yesterday. no skin of my ass if you don't believe it was a joke and it ain't really something to be ashamed of either, sadly though it was a joke. i though out enough real shit about me that most people find not normal and this would be the least bad of all of it. if it was real.
 

Carling

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through the whole thing i didn't touch it and she was very girl like and had some nice boobs on her and a perfect female shape. it was pretty awesome, except for when we fucked doggy style and i could feel her balls slapping on my balls. that was a little awkward.
buahahahaha....great story, even if its not real...lol
 

james t kirk

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Aug 17, 2001
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My gay friends all swear that there are very few totally straight men - i.e. guys who won't have sex with them under the right circumstances.
 
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