We have a winner!
I think wrong hole wins this little contest!
Last time I was in Amsterdam (4 - 5 years ago) I saw a German girl working in the red light district. That's the farthest away from home that I've done the deed. I didn't go there specifically to get laid, but I was in the district with my buddy. We walked around a bit, saw a live sex show, checked out some of the shops then mutually decided to part company for "about an hour". He saw his lady, I saw mine, we swapped stories, had a laugh then continued our European escapades.