What would English and French girlfriends and wives do if they read all these threads

[maryland]

What woula the English and French girlfriends and wives do if they read all these threads ?

English girlfriends and wives would :

1. Go buy a knife and do a "Bobbit operation" ?

2. Go get another boyfriend ?

3. Join a threesome ?


French girlfriends and wives would:

1. Cook a nice meal and drink champagne ?

2. Go take a long vacation ?

3. Go back to France ?

4. Burn down the car and house ?

 

[a 1 player]

Your intellect astounds me. No go shoo.

 

[WhaWhaWha]

I think most girlfriends in my corner of the world would just quietly end their relationships maybe with a few tears and one last shouting match.

In your corner of the world -- let's call it "MaryLand", the girlfriends would join threesomes, get drunk, go on trips or cut off penises.

 

[ersa3]

... Et bien...

They would strongly consider becoming a hot French SP in Toronto, comme moi.

 

[ducttape]

Reminds me of the old joke...

An American, an Englishman, and Frenchman are discussing the meaning of savoir faire.

It's like this, says the American. If I come home and find my wife in bed with another man, and I say "Excuse me", that's savoir faire.

No, says the Englishman, it's more than that. If I come home and find my wife in bed with another man and I say "Excuse me, continue", that is savoir faire.

Mais non, says the Frenchman, it is yet more than that. If I come home and find my wife in bed with another man and I say "Excuse me, continue", and he can continue, then he has savoir faire.

 

[The Shake]

Maryland has jumped the shark.