What was I thinking

[smtmtd1]

Where to start? I was a rainy day in pizzaville and I was in the mood for some extra curricular activity. It was about 11:30pm Mariah had gone home for the evening, no answer at Miss Ryder's and Victoria was not answering either. What was I to do? I called Tia but her message box was full. So I called eve I knew her description in the record said mature. And when I called she said she was 40 with short red hair 36 32 36. Ah why not let's try her out.
I got there and she looked more like 60> I thanked her for her time and politely left. Note to self check terb before making that mistake again.

 

[calloway]

You should probably post a warning... was this her ad?

EVE/TIA 576-5834/504-4632 MATURE REDHEAD YOUNG BLONDE

http://www.therecord.com/classified/classads20050411_1801_1.html

 

[slyguy]

After 8 or 9pm, you can pretty well rule out any decent incall options. Head to a MP or rent a video. Some of the incalls like Sabrinas, Edens, Ambers & Mistys are open until 10pm, meaning the last appointment booking is 9:30pm.

I think Ambers stay's open until 12am on Fri & Sat. Call them to verify.

Why would you even call Mariah, Victoria, Erin, etc. that late at night? They clearly state their hours and availability. Victoria is only available for incall until 4pm unless pre-arranged. Mariah only until 9pm, but I suspect you would have to make the appointment ahead of time. Point is, they are not really last minute late night options.

 

[smtmtd1]

That would be the add. Now I have had some great times with Tia and she has always been very good to me. But Eve just wasn't what I was expecting at all.

 

[calloway]

Smtmtd1.... you could have made her one very happy Grandma...

 

[smtmtd1]

Thanks Sly I know that Mariah and Erin post their hours but you can't blame a guy for trying. Who knows maybe I catch her at a week moment and she says come on over. (not likely but it was a shot).
Anyways just be warned about Eve. Have a good one.

 

[smtmtd1]

I am not sure if there is a song about laying a grandma or not but calloway I'll leave that up to you to find one.

I thought of Grandma got run over by a reindeer oh it's late bad image.

 

[calloway]

I am not sure if there is a song about laying a grandma or not but calloway I'll leave that up to you to find one.

I thought of Grandma got run over by a reindeer oh it's late bad image.

It would be a bad image... but a lot better than a picture of you guys in the doggie position.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she'd left her medication,
So she stumbled out the door into the snow.

When they found her Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Now were all so proud of Grandpa,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' football,
Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle.

It's not Christmas without Grandma.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig.
And a blue and silver candle,
That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbours.
Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

 

[slyguy]

I can relate to being stressed out & horny. Many a time I have wished an SP was available at 12am for an incall. Have had some scary experiences in the past... and learned the hard way....

The only incall SP to consider late at night is Caprice. I will to admit to some 3am visits with her in the past. Atleast she won't rip you off, she's not mature/elderly, she's not a druggy and the incall location is safe.

 

[smtmtd1]

I should just consult the hammertm extensive list of reviews before I ever make another call again. Unfortuantely I don't have a blackberry to consult the the list at 11:00pm at night when I am coming back from an exhausting meeting. I guess I will just have to put his list to memory.

 

[slyguy]

You have to give credit to Hammertm. He has explored alot of ads to expose the "good, bad and the ugly" ... sorta speak. Impressive contribution in a short amount of time.