What to leave on the dresser

[OnTheWayOut]

Instead of hi-jacking the Strawberry thread I figured I'd post here and make a poll to see if I can get in trouble again.

oleman brought up the subject : "Thats why I don't mess with agencies; the stories here are so often full of grief and bullshit. Ahh, what I really like is a nice quiet single soccer-mom, who runs out of money before the end of the month, and is willing to let an old guy come in and slip her the dick, and leave a hundred bucks on the dresser.
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That brought to mind, albeit my whacked out mind, what other kinds of moms (hockey, PTA, models, ballet, etc) might need to be left on the dresser to get their kids thru whatever endeavor their moms are forcing down their throat. Thus the poll.

Rather than tax myself trying to come up with a logical way to do this I decided to take the easy way out and begin by asking what your favorite type of mom is to bang. The point being we need to classify all the moms so we can then assign dollar amounts to leave on the dresser. And I don't expect I will include all the different types of moms so we'll make an "other" catch-all category and ask you to post what type of mom you've been banging.

We'll start here and see where it goes ...........

 

[OnTheWayOut]

PTA for me

OK, I went with PTA mom ...... they don't need a lot of money for their baking supplies, know how to bake (and sometimes cook) and some of them are really hot! While I've never actually left money on the dresser for a PTA mom there are many I've known that I'd love to ......

 

[antlerman]

I would have voted other.....but I would do any MILF........well...just about any MILF........

Necciesity is the mother of desperation.....hahahahaha

 

[oleman]

Well, I have a little experience as a mom-fucker, tho haven't had a chance to try all the varieties that Slurp listed.
Welfare moms.......usually the cheapest......$80 might do it. Trouble is, they're the kind who're not looking after the kids or themselves. They ask you to bring over a case of beer or some dope when you come, and expect you to leave it behind when you go. PTA moms.....YES....$100 but you tip an extra 20.....looking after themselves and the kids....cookies.....spending time at home by the phone.......clean house, clean clothes, clean pussy......may not even smoke, praisethe lord....I'm having a fantasy here.....excuse me for a moment. Soccer moms, yes too, but they're running around more, and harder to get a hold of. Still, looking after themselves, and looking after their steady clients. Hockey moms, potentially very nice, but always at the rink....need lots of money...$120-140......may not be into it because they're so distracted by trying to be Single Super Mom.

 

[alexxxis]

This is F-ing HILARIOUS!

 

[soulbare50]

How about the Yoga Mom....? Get her to show you her downward dog technique!

 

[softtouch99]

For me has to be the PTA. My hero has always been Rasputin (although he never had to pay). So, often, you can be the incredible technique teacher as she has only done missionary under the covers. (ohoh, like oleman, I'm having a fantasy). Excuse me I have to go.

 

[OnTheWayOut]

(ohoh, like oleman I'm having a fantasy). Excuse me I have to go.

hope everything came out OK

 

[jughead]

I picked " Ballet Mom"
I figured that that type of lady would be flexible as heck and might be some interesting position possibilities.

 

[the_hwyman]

Mmmmm...good topic... LOL ...reminds me of the punchline from an old joke... "Me fuck 'em all...big, tall, fat, small...me fuck 'em all!!"

So yaaaa...any type of MILF for me but I would say PTA is the first choice...but I can put a check next to having done all but the ballet and religious types.

Now having said that, what is the common definition of the PTA type? Sweet innocent Mom that doesn't work, stay's home and bakes cookies...or the "upity/snotty" sort that thinks they're better than everyone else.

Hmmm..ahhhh...who cares..."Me fuck 'em all!!"

 

[bellringer226]

What about expecting mom? Preagnant chics are hot and sometimes horny as hell!

 

[Bobman]

The occasional ride on the old teeter-totter can be a lot of fun !

 

[ns_kid]

You omitted my personal fave: the Scout (Cub or Beaver) mom. There's often no dresser but she brings her own tent. And you thought there was no advantage to volunteering.

 

[oleman]

oh yeah, the Beaver-Mom. Nice change from the usual bald ones. And sometimes she sends the kids away camping.

 

[ulixestrojan]

Religious Mom - Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, God, God, Damn Jesus Mother God.

 

[OnTheWayOut]

Religious Mom - Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, God, God, Damn Jesus Mother God.

Actually this brought to mind the preacher's nympho daughter I screwed when I was a teenager. Never had her mom tho

I forgot about this poll and am interested to see that PTA mom actually pulled ahead of soccer mom. Let's see what happens with this bump, a few new faces have surfaced that may want to chime in ....... I must say that I'm a bit shocked hockey mom was not higher rated .... this is Canada after all !!!

 

[sonyminidiscman]

i'd pick model or pageant moms.........

models are hot......so mom or not, i'd do them...lol...

the pregant ones are good cause u know they can't get pregant so you can worry less and do all the bbfs and creampie u want...lol.............

 

[alexxxis]

a pregnant woman would be the last one on earth who should provide BBfs....at least not in this line of work.
Not only would she be puttin herself at risk for STDs/STIs , but her baby as well.
jst my 2 cents.

 

[oleman]

I think soniminidiscman was just being silly. Anyway, it was 'pageant', not pregnant, that went with model-moms. Oh yeah, we'll stay away from moms that drag their little girls to pageants, and pregnantg ones too. Too weird.

 

[OnTheWayOut]

I think soniminidiscman was just being silly. Anyway, it was 'pageant', not pregnant, that went with model-moms. Oh yeah, we'll stay away from moms that drag their little girls to pageants, and pregnantg ones too. Too weird.

How dare someone introduce silliness to such a serious poll?

BTW, I would be guilty of leaving a few $$$ on the dresser of a pregnant mom in the not too distant past .... surprised I didn't think of that for the poll