what super power woud you like to have?

[kirknewton]

The super power that i would like to have is the ability to make my self invisible....here are my reasons.
1.i can hop on a plane and go anywhere for free.
2.i can eat at the best restaurants for free.
3.i can stay at the best hotels for free.
4.i can go to all the white house meetings and find out what Obama is up too or go to Russia and find out what the fuck Putin is up too.

and the best part for being invisible is.

5. i can follow any super hot girl home and fuck her brains out and she won't know what happened....when she is sleeping she will think she is having a sexual dream and when she wakes up there will be nobody there.

 

[YYZguy]

Since I've gotten older my super power would be two shots in one hour!

Happens occasionally with the right lady, but no longer guaranteed.

 

[punter]

Infinite orgasms.

 

[anon1]

Man of Steel, well, for a certain part of me.

 

[Ironhead]

The super power that i would like to have is the ability to make my self invisible....here are my reasons.
1.i can hop on a plane and go anywhere for free.
2.i can eat at the best restaurants for free.
3.i can stay at the best hotels for free.
4.i can go to all the white house meetings and find out what Obama is up too or go to Russia and find out what the fuck Putin is up too.

and the best part for being invisible is.

5. i can follow any super hot girl home and fuck her brains out and she won't know what happened....when she is sleeping she will think she is having a sexual dream and when she wakes up there will be nobody there.

1-3 ... yeah OK I get it. lol
4 ... Why ?

5 ... WARNING ! Stalker alert !

 

[thirdcup]

Knowing the future. But I can already do that in small ways. For instance, many a time, after several uncertain indications, it then becomes crystal clear- I know I'm not gonna get laid.

 

[K Douglas]

Here's my #6: have the same powers of the Fed - to print currency at will.

 

[Smash]

Quicksilver's speed would be cool.

 

[Mr. Piggy]

To be able to control peoples minds and make them do whatever I want. :thumb:

 

[explorerzip]

Infinite orgasms.

For that you have to type: ▲▲▼▼◄►◄► B A in your phone just before things get hot and heavy.

 

[Marla]

I would like to have a magic genie with three wishes and I would just keep wishing for more wishes until I had everything I wanted.

 

[oil&gas]

The ability to impregnate a virgin without taking away her virginity.
And the power to render her cuckolded fiance willing to raise my
child without any resentment. This way I can focus on hobbying without
worrying about all the responsibilties that come with procreation.

 

[Butler1000]

Throw me in for a serious amount of telekinesis. Massive amounts and multi-tasking with it.

Either that or wolverine style healing and immortality.

One way or another the world would be mine.

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

 

[Ceiling Cat]

The super power that i would like to have is the ability to make my self invisible....here are my reasons.
1.i can hop on a plane and go anywhere for free. You would have to sit in the toilette whole flight and scrunch up into the corner when fat ladies come in for a crap
2.i can eat at the best restaurants for free. You would have to stand there silently picking from peoples plates.
3.i can stay at the best hotels for free. Remember the last time, the fat lady rolled over you in the middle of the nighty and you were gasping for air until morning.
4.i can go to all the white house meetings and find out what Obama is up too or go to Russia and find out what the fuck Putin is up too. Yeah but you can not unsee some things like Obama alone in the Oval Office suddenly opening a drawer and pulling out a box of suppositories squatting and inserting. Or Putin putting his frilly lingerie on under his suit.

and the best part for being invisible is.

5. i can follow any super hot girl home and fuck her brains out and she won't know what happened....when she is sleeping she will think she is having a sexual dream and when she wakes up there will be nobody there. Remember the last time you fucked a super hot girl and there was a squish squish sound of sloshing liquid, you were actually fucking triple sloppy second of her BF, husband and sugar daddy.

The ability to go back in time and execute those known mass murder/rapists of women and children (like Ted Bundy and alikes) BEFORE they commit their horrible crimes against defenceless women and children. And come back to present and seeing all those children (otherwise murdered) grown up having children of their own and enjoying life. Those innocent lives lost had a lot more right to life than the garbage human- looker like animals who took them away from them.

That would be the super power that I would pick too, but I would use it to pick super hot stocks just before they took off. As far as bad people in history, I would just appear a day of two before they did the bad deed and smash the in the crotch with a steel pipe.

I would like my poop to smell like roses.

Yes, but wouldn't the thorns make you scream like a banshee when you shit?

I would like to have a magic genie with three wishes and I would just keep wishing for more wishes until I had everything I wanted.

I heard that Genies get real mad when you do that. They have been known to grab you by the panties and give you a wedgie with one hand and slap you out with the other and yell- WTF do you think I and stupid?

The ability to impregnate a virgin without taking away her virginity.
And the power to render her cuckolded fiance willing to raise my
child without any resentment. This way I can focus on hobbying without
worrying about all the responsibilties that come with procreation.

Dude, you never heard of a condom?

I had super powers, I only used it once to punished the wicked. You have heard of make-up sex, I used my super powers for I do not want to make up SEX She did something inconsiderate to me and wanted me to forget about it saying that it was nothing. She wanted to take my mind off of her inconsideration and used sex as a diversion. I went from pussy to mouth to pussy continuously for an hour, I worked her over good. Turned her into an exhausted lump before my wand of forgiveness gave her a pardon.

 

[trod]

I'd like to be Bruce Almighty forever

 

[buttercup]

The ability to go back in time and execute those known mass murder/rapists of women and children (like Ted Bundy and alikes) BEFORE they commit their horrible crimes against defenceless women and children. And come back to present and seeing all those children (otherwise murdered) grown up having children of their own and enjoying life. Those innocent lives lost had a lot more right to life than the garbage human- looker like animals who took them away from them.

Ted Bundy and alikes were children themselves once. So when would you have executed them -- when they were children?

No, wait . . .

 

[thirdcup]

To be able to control peoples minds and make them do whatever I want. :thumb:

I used to know a woman who could do that, to me. D'oh!

And, they still exist in great numbers. Watch any child under five years old. The power they have is huge.

 

[Viggo Rasmussen]

If Ted Bundy, Robert Pickton and Paul Bernardo and ............. were children when they committed their horrible crimes, so be it.

Maybe these murderers killed people who would have become murderers?

 

[spankingman]

You must mean Air Canada DIS Service!

 

[Big Sleazy]

Here's my #6: have the same powers of the Fed - to print currency at will.

Ha, Ha, Ha... but all that does is de-value the currency until it's worthless. How about the power to make Gold !

BS