What passes for opinion on Fox News...invade Canada!

WoodPeckr

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This is FAUX news!

What else would you expect!

FAUX news is where a bunch of smug arrogant conservatives get together to do a little 'brain-less storming' and this is the results.
I think one of them was bottie but it was very hard to tell which one....:rolleyes:


FWIW: remember this is the way 'conservatives' think/talk.
And fortunately NOT ALL Americans are conservatives.
 

dreamblade

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Let's see... American blowhards shooting off at the mouth with nothing to back it up? Well, I never!:rolleyes:


Also, I'd love to see their "most powerful army in the universe" stand toe to toe with China.
 

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dreamblade said:
Also, I'd love to see their "most powerful army in the universe" stand toe to toe with China.
I actually hope never to see that. :eek:
 

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Yawn... Who cares...

It's just silly comedy where morons take pride in one up eaching other on how ignorant they can be. It's hard to care about, let alone be insulted by.

Now, if you want to let FOX News get your blood pressure to boil over, try watching Sean Hannity or Glenn Beck for a whole episode. (Consider that a dare).
 

WoodPeckr

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LOL!
Don't forget Bill O'Reilly and the 'Mother of all Blowhards' El Rushbloe....;)
 

Hangman

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They're obviously trying to be clever little assholes. But they're not even good at it. I mean, who the hell is Bill Schulz? A Loser.

They even make fun of the army comander's name? Wow. How much soldiering have any of these idiots done? None.

This is why the world hates America. Seriously, with friends like that, who needs enemies. I'm sure the 112 dead troops and their families would find that piece just hi-larious.
 

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canada-man said:
more reasons why the U.S is such a shitty nation and the most dysfunctional of the developed world
Bite me

better yet be a man and buy me a beer
 

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vsailor said:
Why didn't they make fun of the American asshole fly boy hopped up on speed that dropped a bomb on and killed 4 Canadian soldiers???...really funny fucktard losers!!!!...it's their fucking "war" after all!!!
How would you react if I called your mother a fucktard??
 

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Let's not forget for the record that Canada is one of only two nations to kick the American's ass. We did it in 1812 and we can do it again. Bring it on I say!

I actually thought that it was kind of funny and really only one comment made sense where one guy said that he respected anyone who served. Did you see them all get behind that one so quickly. What a bunch of simpletons.

I will take it upon myself to invade that blond hottie though. Just being patriotic.
 

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Thunderballs said:
Let's not forget for the record that Canada is one of only two nations to kick the American's ass. We did it in 1812 and we can do it again. Bring it on I say!

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Hotelier to those who would attack America??????????

Face it our ecomonies are intertwined and we need each other
 

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Well, 2 thoughts come to mind.

First, it's just some bunch of fuck-head in-breds (check out the ears on that last moron) who couldn't even find Canada on a map trying to be controversial to generate ratings (sadly at that).

However, the second thought is (with the exception of the Americans who post on this board) that it represents how a large percentage of Americans actually think.

Anyway, it's pretty fucking sad either way.

On the flip side.... they (the Americans) could never successfully invade this country anyway. They've tried it something like 7 times in the past and failed every time.
 

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Just because a bunch of second rate yahoos mouth off about Canada on some show nobody watches doesn't justify attacking America. When you do that it makes you no better than those people on that show. Having said that it's disgraceful that they make fun of our military. They should be ashamed of themselves. I'm sure the vast majority of Americans would be disgusted by those imbeciles. By the way, I don't see them risking their lives in Afghanistan.
 

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The other extreme, left wing MSNBC is unwatchable. Each time I hear Olbermann enunciate the word "torture" heavy on the "to" and "ch" ...I want to smash my head into the TV. And what is it with Rachel Maddow and her outfits? She should wear a collared shirt, that short haired no collar look is unwatchable and when she is so smug and when she smirks as she continues the witch hunt against Bush and Cheney, it just makes my skin crawl. She thinks she is so clever but no one is laughing. She is the Queen dullard of cable news.

I am not a right winger just right of center and i just cannot watch unbalanced news shows. You are wrong about O'Reilly though he is at least somewhat balanced he brings left wingers on all the time, never see that with MSNBC and rarely on CNN. O"Reilly has the number 1 News Show on cable TV
 

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Thunderballs said:
Let's not forget for the record that Canada is one of only two nations to kick the American's ass. We did it in 1812 and we can do it again. Bring it on I say!
Heeheehee! And the other nation to kick American butt was tiny, Third World Viet Nam.

In fact, apart from Iraq, who has American beaten lately? Oh yes, Panama and Grenada.
 

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When America does invade Canada let these four faggotinos disembark first, I'll be waiting for them...and I'll bring a banjo.

Btw I'm not being homophobic, a faggotino is an Italian dessert.
 

Hangman

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Yes, some individuals in our military can beat some of theirs. They're still 10 times our size.
You'd think they could be gracious about it and have some respect, but they gotta be such bullies. Just disrespectful.
200 years ago some Btitish soldiers won an inconsequential local colonial skirmish. Ancient history. Big deal. They would kick our asses inside out today, and anyone who thinks otherwise is retarded.
But we would then give them a guerilla insurgency on their own soil that would end the American way of life as they know it. They can't even find all the illegal Mexicans. If white Canadians start terrorist cells in Chicago, Phoenix and Atlanta and blow up shopping malls, Fox News won't seem so bad.
 

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Hangman said:
But we would then give them a guerilla insurgency on their own soil that would end the American way of life as they know it. They can't even find all the illegal Mexicans. If white Canadians start terrorist cells in Chicago, Phoenix and Atlanta and blow up shopping malls, Fox News won't seem so bad.
I never thought about that, but you make an excellent point. We blend in perfectly, they could never stop our terrorist attacks. Very difficult to tell the difference between an Ohio and an Ontario accent. Plus we look the same.

We could call it "Operation Canadian Bacon" :D
 
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