What is the most inappropriate outfit you've seen an escort worn to an outcall appointment?

[jerryboudoir]

I understand that escorts rely on their image and looks in order to be successful. But was wondering... if there is a particular guideline for what escorts should wear when seeing clients, is there a dress code of sorts that applies to high-end professional escorts?

 

[Robert Mugabe]

Nun's Habit

 

[danmand]

I normally have SPs come to my apartment. In town, but once when I had one come to my house in the country, she came in completely naked. She had a sunburn, and clothes bothered her.

Wait a moment. I did not consider it inappropriate.

 

[SexB]

A bit off topic but I remember years ago, I was waiting for the streetcar at Spadina and College after going to a gig at the El Mocambo and saw a guy coming down Spadina with a woman who was wearing clothing that was far too skimpy for the chilly weather.

Myself and all the people at the streetcar stop watched as he headed to the bank machine on the corner then they both headed up to the Hotel Waverly. When he went to the ATM and headed towards the Waverly, it became obvious what was happening and everyone at the streetcar stop were killing themselves laughing.

I did feel kind of sorry for the guy since he was probably thinking if he and the lady he was with had come down five minutes later, the streetcar would have come and no one would have saw him.

Didn't stop me from laughing my ass off at him along with everyone else.

 

[y2kmark]

she came in completely naked.

Didn't want to waste any time with preliminaries...

 

[kherg007]

I once came out of the shower wearing a Roman helmet and the towel worn like a toga. Luckily a reg who understood my sense of humour.

 

[GameBoy27]

Can you please fix this? Thank you.
What is the most inappropriate outfit you've seen an escort worn to an outcall appointment?

 

[Leimonis]

it was something like this. I am sure my neighbours remember more details