What is the love life of a LAWYER like?
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HAHA.. I don't really care about anyones Love life other than my own.. and well dam it mine is pretty great.... 
Are you sure about that? ..... I mean from the other thread you should not be haveing a good time........HAHA.. I don't really care about anyones Love life other than my own.. and well dam it mine is pretty great....
And just for the record
LAWYERS HAVE A GREAT LOVE LIFE ........................THE GET TO SCREW EVERYBODY
if a lawyer and S/O are walking down the street and see a client, do they say hi, or ignore them knowing they they screwed them at one point ?
I think they should have it out in the open.. just tell your S/O how many people you screwed.. she/he will respect you more . or just respect the money..
I would love to have sex with my wife but her hourly rate is higher than yours.
I believe so yes.. its because they were poor as a child growing up and their father would take away any money they recieved as gifts from family members.. they had a horrible up bringing and now all they want is the money and they will screw anyone to get it
I worked with lawyers for years and what I can tell you is that they start off thinking they can create justice and make a difference and then by about the time they make partner..they realize its all just about the docket.
...that's when they begin to drink at their desk and bonk their assistant or clerk.
...that's when they begin to drink at their desk and bonk their assistant or clerk.
And Ladyraven is an expert on lawyers, so you know this is true. I also hear lawyers have no soul and they are only nice to you as a client because they want your money.
A guy was getting ready to go bar hopping for the first time and asked his roommate for some advice. The roommate told him that it was important to tell the ladies that he had a lucrative job. Approaching the first attractive woman he say at the bar, the guy sat down and introduced himself. A few minutes into the conversation, the guy mentioned that he was a lawyer. Suitably impressed, the young lady asks the guy if he'd like to come home with her and they were in bed within 5 minutes of going through her front door. A minute or two later the guy started to giggle. Annoyed, the young lady asked what was so funny. "Oh nothing really", he replied... "It's just that I've only been a lawyer for an hour and I'm already screwing someone!"
The life of a lawyer is not glamorous or romantic by any means. If they have a girlfriend at all, the majority lie about what work they do and even on the way to see a client. This secret by the way dies with lawyer when it comes to a relationship if it can be helped.They wake up praying for a way out wishing they did not have to work with disgusting criminals but still be able to make good money. Not all lawyers make really good money but many who do are constantly broke, Cash is liquid and burns through easily and quickly. A lawyer who makes 5000 a month may at the end of the month not even be able to pay his 900 a month rent. About the clients and their S/O's. Many lawyers can't wait till your time with them is over no matter how polite and into it they seem. They are only that way because they want you back. Better to work with regulars than with different men everyday of the week and working with "one offs". As for the women they date, the majority of them are Losers.........They are pretend badasses who may look good but have zero morals or ambitions and many are supported by their lawyer partner.
Alot of men who turn to this business have had bad things in their past happen and have been stripped of any self worth. Rape is one such example. Many have also been neglected by parents and specifically the "father" who didn't see fit to raising his child with love and attention.
The good life for a lawyer usually doesn't begin until after they leave the business if they survive it at all but life never really becomes enjoyable for them as the past never really goes away. If you ever wanna know what an lawyer's life is like, next time you make an appointment with one, instead of telling him your alibis and excuses, try talking to him. NOT lying to him about your alibis and excuses will make you a person he may actually have a little respect for.
Alot of men who turn to this business have had bad things in their past happen and have been stripped of any self worth. Rape is one such example. Many have also been neglected by parents and specifically the "father" who didn't see fit to raising his child with love and attention.
The good life for a lawyer usually doesn't begin until after they leave the business if they survive it at all but life never really becomes enjoyable for them as the past never really goes away. If you ever wanna know what an lawyer's life is like, next time you make an appointment with one, instead of telling him your alibis and excuses, try talking to him. NOT lying to him about your alibis and excuses will make you a person he may actually have a little respect for.
