What does it mean when...

elmo

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I've been reading many reviews as of late and there seem to be a lot of terms and phrases thrown in that are open to interpretation. It got me thinking as to the their real meaning.These can be determined by reading between the lines and by trying to picture the perspective of the poster. Some examples of these are as follows, please feel free to add additional examples so we can all understand what's really being written.

Phrase: She's not for everyone.
Meaning: Looking back on it now, I can't believe I actually paid to fuck her. I'm such a loser.

Phrase: Not a spinner.
Meaning: She's a big girl.

Phrase: She's a big girl.
Meaning: She's a really big girl.

Phrase: She's a BBW.
Meaning: She's fat, but at least the poster is being honest.

Phrase: The room was messy.
Meaning: This dump is a shithole.

Phrase: She seemed spaced out.
Meaning: She's a crackho.

Phrase: I had a good time but would not repeat.
Meaning: She was terrible but I'm too much of a wimp to even post that under the cover of anonymity.

Phrase: I met a dude in the hallway.
Meaning: She has a pimp on the premises.

Phrase: Spoke to the phone guy/girl.
Meaning: She has a pimp on the phone.

Phrase: We didn't click.
Meaning: No way would she even look at me on the street...I must be really ugly.

Phrase: Thank god for the little blue pill.
Meaning: I'm too old to get it up...WTF am I still doing in this hobby?

Phrase: Send me a PM for more info.
Meaning: She offers more than she should.

Please feel free to add.
 
Phrase: Her pictures are out of date.
Meaning: Damn, I think I just fucked someone my mother's age.
 
elmo said:
Phrase: Her pictures are out of date.
Meaning: Damn, I think I just fucked someone my mother's age.
No, generally meaning: The photos are at least a decade old, and were taken on a good day.