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What do you do when you have to take a dump and you are stuck in bumper to bumper traffic? Besides the obvious of clenching your butt cheeks or lighting up a cigarette, is there anything you can do to make that feeling of 'almost about to crap your pants' go away?
I've had a few close calls where i had to drive on the shoulder of the highway with my highbeams blinking on and off to make the cars in front of me think i was a cop coming through.
If a cop was to try and stop me.......i would not stop for him/her. I would go to the nearest public bathroom take care of my business and come back out with my hands in the air so i can be cuffed and arrested. I'd rather risk a hefty fine than to crap my pants.
Any suggestions to aleviate the pain in rush hour traffic?
I've had a few close calls where i had to drive on the shoulder of the highway with my highbeams blinking on and off to make the cars in front of me think i was a cop coming through.
If a cop was to try and stop me.......i would not stop for him/her. I would go to the nearest public bathroom take care of my business and come back out with my hands in the air so i can be cuffed and arrested. I'd rather risk a hefty fine than to crap my pants.
Any suggestions to aleviate the pain in rush hour traffic?