What are you buying your lover for the holidays ?

[MadonnaLove]

What are you going to buy your lover for the holidays ?
the countdown for shopping is on

 

[spam]

What you want

 

[IM469]

Actually, I'm buying a lover for the holidays - a gift to myself.

 

[TeasePlease]

A new mattress. We wore the last one out.

 

[fmahovalich]

I workin on a little Vegas trip for her.

 

[toughb]

I'm giving her something more practical than my love to keep her warm.

 

[buttercup]

Nothing says ROMANCE better than a new set of tires for the car.

 

[mrsCALoki]

Nothing says ROMANCE better than a new set of tires for the car.

I was going to buy him a couple of dozen goats, somehow goats suit him. But I was asked to stop with the goats already. So I got him a half dozen cows.


FYI an old Loki family tradition, give to a village . I di make him something rather nice though. His very own son. I was going to type sun, which is also appropriate, but I could not stand the spellin an gramner police attacks it would cause.

 

[red]

a good bottle of wine
honey, chocolate sauce, other lickables
jewellery

and some bubble bath for afterwards

 

[DanJ]

I picked her up a gift certificate to a local spa she likes going to.

I got my wife some jewelry and kitchen stuff. Such a romantic LOL.

 

[Ridgeman08]

2 words....

Victoria's Secret

 

[kkelso]

1 word:

Tiffany

(Diamond stud earrings with matching necklace)

 

[katcalla]

I am buying myself a new vibrator

 

[red]

I am buying myself a new vibrator

ah the little helper. will you call it elf?

 

[toughb]

I am buying myself a new vibrator

Save your money. I'll let you ride my Sybian. :thumb:

 

[MYSITEONLY]

Not really doing this, but a co-worker told me he was getting his wife a pair of slippers and a dildo. he said if she dosen't like the slippers she can fuck herself!!!!

 

[brazilianguy]

Not really doing this, but a co-worker told me he was getting his wife a pair of slippers and a dildo. he said if she dosen't like the slippers she can fuck herself!!!!

lmaoooooo lmaooooo lmaoooo

 

[katcalla]

Save your money. I'll let you ride my Sybian. :thumb:

Actually that's what I really want but I'm settling for a new vibrator.

Not really doing this, but a co-worker told me he was getting his wife a pair of slippers and a dildo. he said if she dosen't like the slippers she can fuck herself!!!!

I think his sense of humour in this case is the real present, nothing sexier than a person that can make you laugh!

 

[Petzel]

Not really doing this, but a co-worker told me he was getting his wife a pair of slippers and a dildo. he said if she dosen't like the slippers she can fuck herself!!!!

That's the same joke I stole from the Sopranos! LOL

 

[Hangman]

Nothing...she left me on Thanksgiving, so it just doesn't seem right to get something extravagant.