What are the four worst things about being an egg?

[Trapdoor]

1. You only get hard once
2. You only get laid once
3. You only get eaten once
4. And the only one who sits on your face is your mother

 

[papasmerf]

bears suck the center from eggs and then spew them on the road

 

[Jade4u]

There is the phrase "You're toast."


Eggs get served with toast.

 

[papasmerf]

There is the phrase "You're toast."


Eggs get served with toast.

Ummmmmmm toast with cream cheese and preserves

 

[Jade4u]

mmmmmmmmm cream cheese and raspberry jam.

 

[papasmerf]

mmmmmmmmm cream cheese and raspberry jam.

ummmmm jam

 

[Jade4u]

Walking on shells.

 

[Trapdoor]

Help!!!!

Ummmmmmm toast with cream cheese and preserves

Hijack

 

[Jade4u]

Eggs get banged by sperms and then get broken into.


hmmmm getting banged is not always a bad thing.

 

[papasmerf]

A whole new twist to gang bang, Stacey - fertilized eggs, ie. twins, triplets, quadruplets...

I swear I have never seen that egg before................

 

[Viewer]

A whole new twist to gang bang, Stacey - fertilized eggs, ie. twins, triplets, quadruplets...

You trying to give Stacey a heart attack!

 

[Jade4u]

eggciting