a few questions re the placement of your hands...
1) While doing your urination expulsion are you hands free?
2) While doing your urination expulsion are you holding your penile member in both hands?
3) While doing your urination expulsion are you holding your penile member in both hands or do you use one hand ?
4)While doing your urination expulsion are you holding your penile member in both hands or do you use one hand ? Where is the other hand placed ...on the wall, hip, or butt with finger strategically placed?
5)While doing your nasal extracation are you holding your penile member in one hand or where is the other hand placed ...on the wall, hip, or butt with finger strategically placed?
reporting for the national enquirer....... i am daTy
p.s. a word of advise...GET IN THE DAMN SHOWER WITH YOUR WIFE THEN NOTHING IS GROSS.........pee & pick all u want just daTy her dry ...errrrrrr or wet or ....hell you get the idea !!!!!