Weapons of mass surprise ?

[maryland]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I just read a confidential sex report about boys and girls.
It is believable since it was conducted confidentially.
A real surprise result:
Girls are as much into oral sex as boys.

Everybody thought that oral sex, pictured in everybody's mind, a boy on the receiving end.

Now the result said almost equal girls are also on the receiving end.
So the old adage: The more boys and girls are not alike, the more they are alike, is true.

So all of my French girls lied to me then when they said they are not that much into and enjoyed oral sex!!!!

 

[Svend]

I think maryland should be banned for discussing sex with children.

 

[A-ROD]

Yup !

I second that emotion..

 

[great bear]

Maryland is most definitely off his medication again. I think he has lost his appetite for the "good" book. Terb has transformed him into a sexual monster.

 

[superquad1968]

Yea, 9 references to minors and sex. Should be gone.

That and he/ she's a moron.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Please, guys. Referring to men and women as "boys and girls" doesn't mean he means minors.

 

[wrong hole]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I just read a confidential sex report about boys and girls.
It is believable since it was conducted confidentially.
A real surprise result:
Girls are as much into oral sex as boys.

Everybody thought that oral sex, pictured in everybody's mind, a boy on the receiving end.

Now the result said almost equal girls are also on the receiving end.
So the old adage: The more boys and girls are not alike, the more they are alike, is true.

So all of my French girls lied to me then when they said they are not that much into and enjoyed oral sex!!!!

Have you ever masturbated to pictures of yourself wearing soiled tidy whities?

 

[Svend]

Just kidding, Goober.
I didn't mean to offend you.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Svend:

I think you should take that back. Seriously.

 

[Meister]

I think what Maryland tried to say is that teenagers have taken up oral sex in a big way because it "supposedly" has less risk of transmitting STDs. And, that has been documented before.

Now everybody, just relax, Maryland is not a Pedophile.
Misguided, yes that he is.

 

[Esco!]

Please, guys. Referring to men and women as "boys and girls" doesn't mean he means minors.

Yes, I call Goober a boy all the time

 

[superquad1968]

Yes. I do realize that Maryland is refering not to minors. I am sorry that my sarcasm did not translate.

Tho' he still is clueless.

 

[superquad1968]

Yes, I call Goober a boy all the time

As long as he is not your boy-toy, then it's all good. Besiders he and Great Bear have a thing going on.