Warning: escaped monkey

[Questor]

I was just listening to CBC radio. They are interviewing some official person in Picton. The person is saying that a monkey has escaped from the Bergeron Wildlife Animal Sanctuary in Picton. They then give a full description...45 pounds, reddish brown hair, 4 years old...like we should just ignore all the other monkeys we see out there. Just report to OPP when you see a 45 pound reddish brown one. Oh, and here's the kicker...the monkey has the herpes b virus. So all you terbites out in Prince Edward County...if you see this monkey and it offers you a bbbj, DON'T DO IT!

I am staying tuned for emergency updates on the situation.

 

[elmo]

Sounds like Sheik...

 

[TheDuckGod]

I have no doubt that someone will go ape for this story.

 

[stang]

That monkey needs a good spanking.

 

[STASH]

Oh, and here's the kicker...the monkey has the herpes b virus. So all you terbites out in Prince Edward County...if you see this monkey and it offers you a bbbj, DON'T DO IT!

Oh shit too late I thought she had terrible breath ....cough

smelt like a monkey's ass