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[maryland]

Ladies and gentlemen,


I have this great idea.
I had been saving some money for some time and I plan to open a gold and diamond mining company in Ontario and Quebec.
The company would be callled Maryland and TERBites mineral exploration Ltd.

I buy crane to dig sand and process to filter out gold and diamond.
I know chemistry to do the separation process.
I need a few hundred TERBites to do the work and the SPs to do the sales and marketing.
Profits would be shared proportionally.
We would be listed on TSX asM&TERB.

Want to join me ?

 

[stang]

I've got a shovel.

 

[great bear]

Join Maryland in any activity and you are guaranteed to get crabs.

 

[jimmyt]

Join Maryland in any activity and you are guaranteed to get crabs.

Also guaranteed to get bankrupt........

 

[A-ROD]

Dam... I wish I was as smart as you maryland.

I should have thought of this first...

You must have a very high IQ to be able to plan such an endeavour.

 

[PHNINE]

Mining? I'll bring the flashlight.

 

[TheNiteHwk]

I have a better idea...

Let's dig a tunnel under the river from Hull to Ottawa so all the French girls who want to be banged by us English speaking Ontario dudes can escape from Merryland and join us here in the land of the free and unencombered.

 

[great bear]

Let's dig a tunnel under the river from Hull to Ottawa so all the French girls who want to be banged by us English speaking Ontario dudes can escape from Merryland and join us here in the land of the free and unencombered.

The tunnel already exists. How do you think Chretien escaped?

 

[Why Not?]

Ladies and gentlemen,


I have this great idea.
I had been saving some money for some time and I plan to open a gold and diamond mining company in Ontario and Quebec.
The company would be callled Maryland and TERBites mineral exploration Ltd.

I buy crane to dig sand and process to filter out gold and diamond.
I know chemistry to do the separation process.
I need a few hundred TERBites to do the work and the SPs to do the sales and marketing.
Profits would be shared proportionally.
We would be listed on TSX asM&TERB.

Want to join me ?

It's all very nice that you have the know how to recover the gold and diamonds and will "buy the crane to dig sand", but, do you actually have a gold or diamond deposit that might need some mining? You did know that gold and diamonds generally don't occur together in the same deposit and that the deposits are actually rather difficult to find? Didn't you?

Jeez. Why am I even wasting my time with this?

 

[TheNiteHwk]

The tunnel already exists. How do you think Chretien escaped?

Do you having any proof of that?

 

[Svend]

Shouldn't maryland be banned for recruiting miners?

 

[red]

Ladies and gentlemen,


I have this great idea.
I had been saving some money for some time and I plan to open a gold and diamond mining company in Ontario and Quebec.
The company would be callled Maryland and TERBites mineral exploration Ltd.

I buy crane to dig sand and process to filter out gold and diamond.
I know chemistry to do the separation process.
I need a few hundred TERBites to do the work and the SPs to do the sales and marketing.
Profits would be shared proportionally.
We would be listed on TSX asM&TERB.

Want to join me ?

Great idea- start digging and I will be along later with sandwiches