Wanna become a Freemason?

[kono]

Freemason Fraternity
My question is what kind of initiation would they put you through . It's got to be fucked up.

Any Freemason's on here that can give some insight? lol

 

[Linds]

The only way to get in is by knowing someone important will value and having something to give back as important and that is priceless. There is no initiation!

 

[5hummer]

Probably some gay anal sex with some deer horns.

 

[evilbaga]

Stick you in a coffin, make you masturbate while shouting out your sins?

Oh wait...wrong cult...

 

[T.O.tourist]

Stick you in a coffin, make you masturbate while shouting out your sins?

Damn thats a normal friday, sometimes carries over until saturday.
:eyebrows:

 

[LKD]

Freemason Fraternity
My question is what kind of initiation would they put you through . It's got to be fucked up.

Any Freemason's on here that can give some insight? lol

you want to join? well... you have to get on all fours, head down, ass up in the air and allow all Terb members have their time with your ass

 

[WoodPeckr]

Stick you in a coffin, make you masturbate while shouting out your sins?

Oh wait...wrong cult...

Yep that's what Mormons do in their temples during services.

.....or maybe that's what Dubya did in college for his 'Skull & Bones' initiation ....:eyebrows:

 

[Boss Nass]

As far as I know it isn't all that hard to become a member as long as you know someone who recommends you. Their only real hard and fast requirement is that you must believe in a supreme being, they don't care which one. Atheists like me are excluded. But they do good work through things like the Shriners hospitals, and I support them when I can. Don't listen to the fundamentalist christian assholes who say that they're satanists, followers of the anti-christ, a front for the illuminati, and/or a load of other paranoid bullshit, they're just mad that they accept belief in any god rather than just the hairy thunderer they worship.

 

[james t kirk]

As far as I know it isn't all that hard to become a member as long as you know someone who recommends you. Their only real hard and fast requirement is that you must believe in a supreme being, they don't care which one. Atheists like me are excluded. But they do good work through things like the Shriners hospitals, and I support them when I can. Don't listen to the fundamentalist christian assholes who say that they're satanists, followers of the anti-christ, a front for the illuminati, and/or a load of other paranoid bullshit, they're just mad that they accept belief in any god rather than just the hairy thunderer they worship.

Why yes, I do believe in a Supreme Being as a matter of fact

 

[LKD]

That should be a breeze, as most terb members are not gay and could care less about a guys ass.
Are you trying to share something LKD?

about time you came out of the closet too

 

[blackrock13]

I'd be more concern about an out of control Russian rocket full of fuel, possibly heading back to earth, but each to his own.

 

[Safdar]

I'd be interested in joining the Stonecutters.

 

[asterwald]

Is there any benefit of joining?

 

[Safdar]

So that you too could make Steve Guttenberg a star?

and keep the metric system down.

 

[Aardvark154]

Kono, take a look at the following:

http://mill-valley.freemasonry.biz/initiation_misconceptions.htm

http://horseshoesandhandgrenades.wordpress.com/2007/01/11/my-initiation-ceremony-into-freemasonry/

http://www.themasonictrowel.com/Art...files/rites_of_passage_masonic_initiation.htm (skip down about half way through the article)

 

[WoodPeckr]

Is there any benefit of joining?

Well in WNY they provide hookers to entertain you at their festivities ....:eyebrows:

 

[great bear]

Is Free Willy associated with the Free Masons?

 

[Yoga Face]

It is a social club with a lot of pomp and circumstance that does charity work so you need money

and Boss Nass is right

 

[reaper29]

I'd be interested in joining the Stonecutters.

 

[sleazure]

A few of my older relatives were members.
I think you have to apply and find a sponsor, but no big deal. I'd imagine that the initiation is designed to leave a lasting impression.
I have no direct knowledge about them. One of my crazy ex buddies who was into arcana said that they were kind of a mystical and fraternal organization, so it was more of a social club up to a point, but kind of arcane if you went all the way.