I thought this was worth at least a little giggle
Wal-Mart Greeter
Unfortunately, as I have gotten a little older, I have become a little less sensitive. So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, really unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there, are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins.. The oldest one's 12, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid Ma'am, I just can't believe you got laid twice. Have a nice day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
Wal-Mart Greeter
Unfortunately, as I have gotten a little older, I have become a little less sensitive. So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, really unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there, are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins.. The oldest one's 12, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid Ma'am, I just can't believe you got laid twice. Have a nice day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
