Wal-Mart Greeter

[Incall]

"Wal-Mart Greeter"
>
> A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart
>with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
>entrance.
>
> The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to
>Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
>
> The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they
>ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you
>think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
>
> "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just
>couldn't believe you got laid twice."
>
> "Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
>

 

[hwic]

Wonderful.

Unfortunately we've all be subjected to these type of modern day family values. This story could very well be based on fact, if it is and if it happened in Toronto the Greeter was probably fired.

 

[CapitalGuy]

Wonderful.

Unfortunately we've all be subjected to these type of modern day family values. This story could very well be based on fact, if it is and if it happened in Toronto the Greeter was probably fired.

Wow. Have a drink, smoke a joint, get laid..........do something to relax.