"Wal-Mart Greeter"
>
> A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart
>with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
>entrance.
>
> The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to
>Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
>
> The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they
>ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you
>think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
>
> "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just
>couldn't believe you got laid twice."
>
> "Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
>
>
> A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart
>with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
>entrance.
>
> The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to
>Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
>
> The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they
>ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you
>think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
>
> "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just
>couldn't believe you got laid twice."
>
> "Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
>