Valentines suggestions

Discrete_Lady

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Hello everyone

Yah YAH, I know, Valentine should not be a one time day....I should suck my husbands disk everyday like its valentines...lol.... but let get realistic:D


My hubby is away on holidays and will be returning real early on the 17th.

I was hoping you men could help me out on some suggestions.

I would like to surprise him with naughtiness...as l'm more naughty and open minded then he is...lol.... I would like to wow him but not send him away crying...lmao.

I will let you know... he does not perform DATY...so pussy creams and eatable pussy stuff is a no go :-(

I was think about introducing him to my buddy (vibrator)
Maybe have breakfast waiting, start with a bj and leave the vibrator on the pillow? Do men get intimidated when they think they need to use the vibrator as they are not enough?

Pop in A porn movie and act it out?

IM SO STUCK FOR IDEA'S....

I was also thinking about secretly video taping us and giving it to him later in the day as a gift.

What would you like on valentines?

Thanks guys for any suggestion.
 

WhaWhaWha

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Discrete_Lady said:
I don't sell sex, I sell condoms with a free demonstration
One please :D

Unless you're married to Edward Dildo Hands this guy should either provide DATY or lose his inhibitions about the vibrator.

The way to a mans heart is through his tomach, so incorporate food into the sex and use it as a reward for things you'd like him to do. Maybe a trail of chocolate to the areas that need attnetion to gradually get him used to the idea.
 

Bearlythere

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Hey Girl... he has to learn to eat a decent meal....

I would suggest you tie him up and have your way with him. Ride him, maybe make him eat....play with yourself with him tied up.....
 

PHNINE

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Bearlythere said:
Hey Girl... he has to learn to eat a decent meal....

I would suggest you tie him up and have your way with him. Ride him, maybe make him eat....play with yourself with him tied up.....
I'd do it the other way around. I'd tie her up and force myself to eat. LOL Valentines Day is all about the girl, and while I am at it, I'd blind fold her as well. :p
 

tboy

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Discrete_Lady said:
I will let you know... he does not perform DATY...so pussy creams and eatable pussy stuff is a no go :-(
Ok, I had to read that twice and like the others, initially I was like WTF??? and ready to lay into him for not doing that for you then cooler heads prevailed and I started thinking....WHY? I have to ask, is there a reason he doesn't as in, feminine odor problems? I remember a time when I was dating this woman who had this problem (not really a problem if she showered at least a couple of hours before we were to get intimate!) and no amount of hints or suggestions would get her to address the issue. I finally said (after she complained that I wasnt' doing it) I don't spend a lot of time down there because I can only hold my breath for a few minutes. She was a little peeved until I held my fingers up and said SEE? Well, things got better after she realized that she SHOULD shower before hand...

Anyhow, there are vibes that guys wear during intercourse (aka the happy beaver lol) which is pretty great because you both get the benefit of the vibration action.....
 
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