I'm starting to plan a late fall trip and I'm looking for a destination that would allow me to golf, scuba dive and hobby. Extra points for Americas vs Asia (shorter flight) and cheap. Any suggestions? Thanks OTB
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I suggest that you take your vacation in America. Your country is going to need all the cash it can get to finance it's various errant adventures.
Besides, obnoxious Americans aren't really well received in most countries of the world these days.
How about a trip to Crawford, Texas? I hear it is the centre of the universe for Americans.
Besides, obnoxious Americans aren't really well received in most countries of the world these days.
How about a trip to Crawford, Texas? I hear it is the centre of the universe for Americans.
How about Puerto Rico? My experiences there with 2 of your 3 interests (I don't suba dive) were pretty good, although it has been several years.
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WhOiSyOdAdDy?
How about Cuba?... all those freedoms that you americans are so proud of and you cannot get to cuba without going through canada, mexico or some other country.
Hopefully Castro lives another 25 years.
Hopefully Castro lives another 25 years.
Why don't you stay in your own country, since you're so sure it's way is the only way...
You've got a lot of nerve asking a "where to vacation" question after all the mouthing off you do...
get stuffed.....
You've got a lot of nerve asking a "where to vacation" question after all the mouthing off you do...
get stuffed.....
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WhOiSyOdAdDy?
I agree... and it is too bad that it is so easy for many ugly americans to pass themselves off as canadians when they travel abroad.MrLuvr said:
Turks and Caicos ....... great diving and good golfing..... decent Casinos .... not sure on the hobby part of it as I met a dutch woman there when i arrived..... a lot of dutch and germans there.
bot....can you feel the luv.....OUCH....
Seriously bot, stick to the States, Crawford Tx is probably your best bet.
You know.... Shrub Country....it doesn't git any better than that.....
It will give you the chance to pay homage to the Shrub...hell you may even git a chance to trim some scrub bush, with the Shrub himself (he may even be on another one of his well unearned vacations at that time also..... W does like to vacation).
Also you would also be near Waco TX, which would give you an opportunity to visit the newly constructed GOP Branch Davidian National Shrine and pay your respects to David Koresh & his dead fellow GOP looney-tune religious wackos.....bring your bible !
Scuba diving could be had at Lake Waco, just west of Waco Tx.
Golfing should be no problem in Tx and you wouldn't have to worry about those wicked sandtraps on the links in Iraq as Winston was kind enough to warn you about as the first respondent to your thread.
Hobby? No problems, check out the www.Stripclublist.com
Rumor has it some SCs of Tx are just as wild as what we have up here in Canada, just more expensive but hell WTF you're a GOPer and money is no problem. If you are feeling a bit adventurous there is always a side trip to Mexico.....but then again it is a foreign land and you will be a Gringo...be very careful & don't drink the water!
Finally be WARNED:
Don't drive your car down there!!! Fly down and get a rental car. Remember you are a Yankee, geez a Dam Yankee as far as them crazy Crawford cowboys are concerned, and a car with Ohio plates would be like wearing a bullseye on your back! After all you will be in Shrub country the center of their universe you know where almost everyone will be packing heat and on alert for terrorists ya know......and a car with Ohio plates down there in Crawford, well that would be downright UNAMERIKKKAN !!!...........
I was kinda surprised at the responses so far.....(NOT).MrLuvr said:
Seriously bot, stick to the States, Crawford Tx is probably your best bet.
You know.... Shrub Country....it doesn't git any better than that.....
It will give you the chance to pay homage to the Shrub...hell you may even git a chance to trim some scrub bush, with the Shrub himself (he may even be on another one of his well unearned vacations at that time also..... W does like to vacation).
Also you would also be near Waco TX, which would give you an opportunity to visit the newly constructed GOP Branch Davidian National Shrine and pay your respects to David Koresh & his dead fellow GOP looney-tune religious wackos.....bring your bible !
Scuba diving could be had at Lake Waco, just west of Waco Tx.
Golfing should be no problem in Tx and you wouldn't have to worry about those wicked sandtraps on the links in Iraq as Winston was kind enough to warn you about as the first respondent to your thread.
Hobby? No problems, check out the www.Stripclublist.com
Rumor has it some SCs of Tx are just as wild as what we have up here in Canada, just more expensive but hell WTF you're a GOPer and money is no problem. If you are feeling a bit adventurous there is always a side trip to Mexico.....but then again it is a foreign land and you will be a Gringo...be very careful & don't drink the water!
Finally be WARNED:
Don't drive your car down there!!! Fly down and get a rental car. Remember you are a Yankee, geez a Dam Yankee as far as them crazy Crawford cowboys are concerned, and a car with Ohio plates would be like wearing a bullseye on your back! After all you will be in Shrub country the center of their universe you know where almost everyone will be packing heat and on alert for terrorists ya know......and a car with Ohio plates down there in Crawford, well that would be downright UNAMERIKKKAN !!!...........
Most are not Ugly, but some are loud and Arrogant.WhOiSyOdAdDy? said:
At a foreign airport gate, one guy pulls out the cellphone bragging the different international cities he's been in last few weeks then literally at least 4 or 5 other business people around his start to do the same on their cell. Speaking so loud to ensure everyone heard their conversation.
Was on a cruise overseas, with majority U.S. tourist. Should see Europeans' reaction to arrival of large groups of American tourist. Those who live near the northern U.S. does a poor job of passing themself off as Canadian when overseas.
There is a quiet movement of U.S. influx fear of being drafted.
Me too, hence the thread. Australia and Asia leap to mind but I'd much rather not have to travel that far - as much as I love Australia.jetfuel said:
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I've heard the diving is great but didn't know about the hobbying either.Cool Dude said:
Thanks
OTB
Winston said:
MrLuvr said:
TOVisitor said:
WhOiSyOdAdDy? said:
Jamaica-luvr said:
My my, what a collection of insecure little pricks we have on Terb.WoodPeckr said:I was kinda surprised at the responses so far.....(NOT).
Seriously bot, stick to the States, Crawford Tx is probably your best bet.
You know.... Shrub Country....it doesn't git any better than that.....
It will give you the chance to pay homage to the Shrub...hell you may even git a chance to trim some scrub bush, with the Shrub himself (he may even be on another one of his well unearned vacations at that time also..... W does like to vacation).
Also you would also be near Waco TX, which would give you an opportunity to visit the newly constructed GOP Branch Davidian National Shrine and pay your respects to David Koresh & his dead fellow GOP looney-tune religious wackos.....bring your bible !
Scuba diving could be had at Lake Waco, just west of Waco Tx.
Golfing should be no problem in Tx and you wouldn't have to worry about those wicked sandtraps on the links in Iraq as Winston was kind enough to warn you about as the first respondent to your thread.
Hobby? No problems, check out the www.Stripclublist.com
Rumor has it some SCs of Tx are just as wild as what we have up here in Canada, just more expensive but hell WTF you're a GOPer and money is no problem. If you are feeling a bit adventurous there is always a side trip to Mexico.....but then again it is a foreign land and you will be a Gringo...be very careful & don't drink the water!
Finally be WARNED:
Don't drive your car down there!!! Fly down and get a rental car. Remember you are a Yankee, geez a Dam Yankee as far as them crazy Crawford cowboys are concerned, and a car with Ohio plates would be like wearing a bullseye on your back! After all you will be in Shrub country the center of their universe you know where almost everyone will be packing heat and on alert for terrorists ya know......and a car with Ohio plates down there in Crawford, well that would be downright UNAMERIKKKAN !!!...........
OTB
How about Gitmo Bay?
I hear that Gitmo Bay is holding their first ever Summer Torture Games this year. It should be quite an event. Teams from Gitmo, Abu Ghraib and Afghanistan are expected to participate. This year's official sponsor is the Republican National Committee. The opening ceremonies are expected to be attended by Karl Rove, Laura Bush, Donald Rumsfield, Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter amongst many others.
The events will include Koran Pissing, Koran Throwing, Naked Pile 'em High, Ferocious Animal Intimidation and Genital Abuse.
Judges will award points based on technique, originality and artistic merit.
Gold medal winners at the events will be invited to the White House for a special dinner with President Bush.
Tickets for the events are selling out, but are still available directly from the US Department of Defence website.
I hear that Gitmo Bay is holding their first ever Summer Torture Games this year. It should be quite an event. Teams from Gitmo, Abu Ghraib and Afghanistan are expected to participate. This year's official sponsor is the Republican National Committee. The opening ceremonies are expected to be attended by Karl Rove, Laura Bush, Donald Rumsfield, Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter amongst many others.
The events will include Koran Pissing, Koran Throwing, Naked Pile 'em High, Ferocious Animal Intimidation and Genital Abuse.
Judges will award points based on technique, originality and artistic merit.
Gold medal winners at the events will be invited to the White House for a special dinner with President Bush.
Tickets for the events are selling out, but are still available directly from the US Department of Defence website.
Costa Rica
I've also heard glowing reports on Costa Rica being a veritable sexual playground and not that expensive either.
Here is a site that rates Costa Rica along with many other places in the world. An added bonus, when you join the site many of the posters on it put up pix of the babes they have met on these foreign shores. There are photo galleries galore on this forum. This review board is a bit more explicit than what TERB allows but it is very informative:
http://www.worldsexguide.info/forum/
Now that you mention it.DonQuixote said:
I've also heard glowing reports on Costa Rica being a veritable sexual playground and not that expensive either.
Here is a site that rates Costa Rica along with many other places in the world. An added bonus, when you join the site many of the posters on it put up pix of the babes they have met on these foreign shores. There are photo galleries galore on this forum. This review board is a bit more explicit than what TERB allows but it is very informative:
http://www.worldsexguide.info/forum/
I don't get the surprise about me traveling overseas, I've been most places in Asia, lived over seas..... oh well, I guess Republicans are not suppose to leave town. Thanks for the apparently rare show of class.DonQuixote said:
Thanks, I'll start doing some research.DonQuixote said:
Minnesota 33 wins, 22 losses (.600)DonQuixote said:
Cleavland 26 wins, 29 losses (.473)
Twins have the third best record in the AL.
Hey, that could be fun. I just might take you up on that.DonQuixote said:
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