To lighten the mood of the day, a quick reference guide that the men can use to decode some of the Valentine's Day personal ads:
WHAT SHE SAYS ----------- WHAT SHE REALLY MEANS
Mid-20's...............................................35
40-ish...................................................59
Adventurous........................Slept With All of Your Friends
Athletic..............................................No tits
Average looking.......................Has a face like an ass
Beautiful.....................................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile.......................Does a lot of pills
Educated..........................Was fucked to pieces in College
Emotionally Secure........................On medication
Feminist...............................................Fat
Free spirit..........................................Junkie
Friendship first................................Former slut
Fun..................................................Annoying
Gentle..................................................Dull
Good Listener....................................Autistic
New-Age......................................Body hair problems
Old-fashioned................................No BJs or anal
Open-minded....................................Desperate
Outgoing..................................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate.......................................Sloppy drunk
Poet..............................................Manic Depressive
Professional..........................................Bitch
Romantic..............................................Frigid
Voluptuous.........................................Very Fat
Large lady................................Too Fat to Leave House
Seeking Soul mate...............................Stalker
Widow................................................Murderer
(note: its a joke people, so dont anyone get their panties twisted in a fit of PC rage)
WHAT SHE SAYS ----------- WHAT SHE REALLY MEANS
Mid-20's...............................................35
40-ish...................................................59
Adventurous........................Slept With All of Your Friends
Athletic..............................................No tits
Average looking.......................Has a face like an ass
Beautiful.....................................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile.......................Does a lot of pills
Educated..........................Was fucked to pieces in College
Emotionally Secure........................On medication
Feminist...............................................Fat
Free spirit..........................................Junkie
Friendship first................................Former slut
Fun..................................................Annoying
Gentle..................................................Dull
Good Listener....................................Autistic
New-Age......................................Body hair problems
Old-fashioned................................No BJs or anal
Open-minded....................................Desperate
Outgoing..................................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate.......................................Sloppy drunk
Poet..............................................Manic Depressive
Professional..........................................Bitch
Romantic..............................................Frigid
Voluptuous.........................................Very Fat
Large lady................................Too Fat to Leave House
Seeking Soul mate...............................Stalker
Widow................................................Murderer
(note: its a joke people, so dont anyone get their panties twisted in a fit of PC rage)
