Used Condoms

[The Real Deal]

Cause I was standing by the bathroom.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

But I was wearing a cond....D'OH!

 

[The Real Deal]

You forgot to zip up your fly man, besides, with a monster like that hanging out who could miss it?

 

[Goober Mcfly]

*Slips The Real Deal a fifty*

Thanks, my man...

 

[The Real Deal]

No prob
Just call it the way I see it!

 

[groo39]

Not really, if you’re standing near the can for any length of time you’ll see the odd guy doing it. They walk out with that stupid ass guilty look on their face and walk as fast as possible to the VIP where the girl is usually awaiting their arrival.

Actually I have seen that a couple times over the years. I always thought they had the guilty look because they'd gone to "relieve themselves" in a stall or something...

 

[submissivedave]

I don't mean to get gross and nasty, but, if you wanna "dispose" your used condom with your load in it, just tie it up at the top and save it ... I am sure many people are willing to buy used condoms as noted by Miranda in this thread.

I am not saying I am one of those men who'd buy them, but there is a market for it ...

As for me, I wouldn't mind buying female ejaculants to make ... ummm ... like the English would say, "sweets" ...

Hey, why not? Get some extra cash along the way ...

 

[jerbear]

You forgot to zip up your fly man, besides, with a monster like that hanging out who could miss it?

Kinda obvious when he's doing that 3 legged walk.
We should rename him Gobber Mc "duke". LOL

My worst pev is finding them in the urinal when you're standing there going for a squirt. That's gross.
Or even worse finding one on a chair in the VIP.

 

[jerbear]

Only if I was wearing industrial strength rubber gloves, like the ones I borrowed off the cook he uses to prep the food with.
(for some reason I think I shouldn't of said that).
Otherwise NO WAY!
Fortunately I was born Blueish ,not Jewish.
I only dig for change for the video games, better things to do at a strip club than watch the girls any way.

 

[The Real Deal]

I thought the little sample baggies between the cushion and the seat were protein snacks for guys or dancers that have been in the VIP for extended amounts of time.

Damn, they're not?

 

[jerbear]

Dam, good one TRD.

 

[panhead]

Maybe they should do like hospitals do for bio hazardous material have a recycle bin and donate to local sperm bank. Ever heard of pot luck! Then you'll hear your kid looks nothing like you