US border reopens to cows from Canada !!!!!

[maryland]

A US appeals court panel reopens the US border to cows from Canada.
Now what happenes if I get mad cow disease from a sick cow in Alberta.
What are my options ?

1. Sue the judges for bad judgment ?

2. Sue TERBites for not warning me beforehand ?

3. Sue PM Martin government ?

4. Sue House of Commons for not passing legislation to protect me ?

5. Sue the ranchers ?

6. Move to Europe or Japan since the ban is still there ?

 

[elmo]

Does this mean all the fat chicks are going home now?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I think you may already have mad cow disease Maryland.

 

[TheNiteHwk]

Who is Sue?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

One of the thirty women he wants to marry.

 

[TheNiteHwk]

Menu? DFK?

Any reviews?

 

[elmo]

I hear its a massage and cbj for $350

 

[JANDA]

Who is Sue?

Maybe... Sue is a cow that is getting

 

[Goober Mcfly]

News report:

Mad cow disease has shown up in Maryland.

The state?

No.

 

[WhaWhaWha]

Avoid beef. East pussy instead.

 

[JoyfulC]

On behalf of all us Mad Cows in Canada: It's about time!



..c..

 

[Macator2003]

A US appeals court panel reopens the US border to cows from Canada.
Now what happenes if I get mad cow disease from a sick cow in Alberta.
What are my options ?

1. Sue the judges for bad judgment ?

2. Sue TERBites for not warning me beforehand ?

3. Sue PM Martin government ?

4. Sue House of Commons for not passing legislation to protect me ?

5. Sue the ranchers ?

6. Move to Europe or Japan since the ban is still there ?

Its the least we can do Maryland for giving us West Nile Virus.

 

[ham2004]

Eat at McDonalds

Since there is no beef in any of their products, only Kangroo meat...

 

[Esco!]

Maybe its your cows that are mad:

http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/food/2005-06-12-usda-mad-cow-no-threat_x.htm

 

[The Shake]

1. Sue the judges for bad judgment ?

Judge not lest ye be judged.

I believe that ditty can be found on the page opposite Big Bear Fang's ad.

2. Sue TERBites for not warning me beforehand ?

Only if you hire T-Bills Yuppie (!) Lawyers.

3. Sue PM Martin government ?

No. They're too busy debating SERIOUS issues that you and I are not permitted to talk about.

4. Sue House of Commons for not passing legislation to protect me ?

Ibid.

5. Sue the ranchers ?

No, although the inventor of Ranch Dressing would be an appropriate target.

6. Move to Europe or Japan since the ban is still there ?

Please?