I decided to give Unit 34 a try after seeing their ad on LL and contacted them via text. I inquired about rates and was happy but having been around long enough I knew the photos used were bogus so I asked who was working and if they had any photos. I was told they didn't but not to worry they had four gals working so I would have lots of choices. Cool, so I book an hour for $200.
I get there, enter, and ring the doorbell. Now this is where things go down hill. I hear heavy breathing coming coming to the door and then an older lady opens it up and lets me in. She looked about in her 50s if I had to guess but maybe late 40s. Great rack for her age but like I mention before looked to be in her 50s. I'm really not trying to be mean here but I'm in my late 20s so I'm not really looking for someone my parents age to do the no pants dance with...
I was shown to a room and asked to pay. I still didn't think to much of it, I figured she would take the payment then fetch someone because she must be the owner and not actually one of the workers. Nope, she comes back in a night gown.
Massage was honestly just painful. I have crappy shoulders and she somehow made one of them worse. 30 minutes in and I'm still silently praying that she tags out before the main course. Nope.
As you can imagine I was not standing at attention so a little oral to get there-ish and I knew there would be no grand finale. Go at it mechanically till she calls an end about 5 minutes later. The remaining 20 minutes is her using her hands and getting progressively more and more visibly frustrated that I am not finishing. She says time is up after the hour and apologizes for not making me finish. I shrug it off and tell her it's all good just so I can get dressed and the hell out of there.
Oh and something else I neglected to mention was her breathing. The best way to describe her breathing is Darth Vader like.
I am not trying to dissuade anyone else from going there or saying that people should not go there I just felt that I needed to share my experience. Was it my own fault? Could I have asked more about my options of MPs before I paid? Most definitely. I hate confrontation and awkward situations so I went with the flow and that is where I messed up.
Ironically I had best experience at Unit 21 less than a week prior. Yoyo was an absolute joy to chat with and a beauty. The only blemish on her (IMO) perfect physic would be that she had her breast done, I personally appreciate them natural and on the smaller side. It's a real travesty that she flew back to BC the day after I discovered this hidden gem.
Welp that's about it for my first ever thread. I hope I wasn't too negative...
I get there, enter, and ring the doorbell. Now this is where things go down hill. I hear heavy breathing coming coming to the door and then an older lady opens it up and lets me in. She looked about in her 50s if I had to guess but maybe late 40s. Great rack for her age but like I mention before looked to be in her 50s. I'm really not trying to be mean here but I'm in my late 20s so I'm not really looking for someone my parents age to do the no pants dance with...
I was shown to a room and asked to pay. I still didn't think to much of it, I figured she would take the payment then fetch someone because she must be the owner and not actually one of the workers. Nope, she comes back in a night gown.
Massage was honestly just painful. I have crappy shoulders and she somehow made one of them worse. 30 minutes in and I'm still silently praying that she tags out before the main course. Nope.
As you can imagine I was not standing at attention so a little oral to get there-ish and I knew there would be no grand finale. Go at it mechanically till she calls an end about 5 minutes later. The remaining 20 minutes is her using her hands and getting progressively more and more visibly frustrated that I am not finishing. She says time is up after the hour and apologizes for not making me finish. I shrug it off and tell her it's all good just so I can get dressed and the hell out of there.
Oh and something else I neglected to mention was her breathing. The best way to describe her breathing is Darth Vader like.
I am not trying to dissuade anyone else from going there or saying that people should not go there I just felt that I needed to share my experience. Was it my own fault? Could I have asked more about my options of MPs before I paid? Most definitely. I hate confrontation and awkward situations so I went with the flow and that is where I messed up.
Ironically I had best experience at Unit 21 less than a week prior. Yoyo was an absolute joy to chat with and a beauty. The only blemish on her (IMO) perfect physic would be that she had her breast done, I personally appreciate them natural and on the smaller side. It's a real travesty that she flew back to BC the day after I discovered this hidden gem.
Welp that's about it for my first ever thread. I hope I wasn't too negative...
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