Underwear tunnel
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Why it was Designed.........
Rumour has it that a designer got quite pissed off trying to unhook his date's bra that he decided he would design a pair of underwear that would frustrate the ladies.
Seriously though, that opening serves no purpose:
* If you are really dying for a piss you'll never get it out in time
* It can be uncomfortable if it slips through the opening & rubs up against a cold zipper
* The bottom of the opening will collect lint
* It must increase the cost of the underwear due to excess material and sewing
Rumour has it that a designer got quite pissed off trying to unhook his date's bra that he decided he would design a pair of underwear that would frustrate the ladies.
Seriously though, that opening serves no purpose:
* If you are really dying for a piss you'll never get it out in time
* It can be uncomfortable if it slips through the opening & rubs up against a cold zipper
* The bottom of the opening will collect lint
* It must increase the cost of the underwear due to excess material and sewing
A
Avery
Looks like we're all having a really slow day at the office
The "tunnel" is all about practicality and speed.
Yes, it does. It's a hell of a lot easier to get it out through an opening designed for that purpose rather than under the leg elastic or over the top elastic. There's much less likelihood of spraying everywhere.
I'm always amused when I go to the can in a place where there is a wall of urinals in use. There's always some guy struggling to get it out because he has to undo his belt and drop his pants part way to free Mr. Happy. Hell, I often see some guys' asses exposed to the world while they're standing there, and it's not a pretty sight!
I'll take briefs with a "tunnel" any day!
The "tunnel" is all about practicality and speed.
Toad-O-Line said:
Yes, it does. It's a hell of a lot easier to get it out through an opening designed for that purpose rather than under the leg elastic or over the top elastic. There's much less likelihood of spraying everywhere.
Saving two or three seconds makes a big difference in an emergency!
Never happens, at least with briefs. Maybe with woven boxers with no button in the fly.
Only if you wear them for several weeks at a time. Try changing yours more often.
Maybe, but most briefs without openings sell for more than those with them.
I'm always amused when I go to the can in a place where there is a wall of urinals in use. There's always some guy struggling to get it out because he has to undo his belt and drop his pants part way to free Mr. Happy. Hell, I often see some guys' asses exposed to the world while they're standing there, and it's not a pretty sight!
I'll take briefs with a "tunnel" any day!
are you guys missing the Bigger picture???thats not an acess trap, not a dew disperser...that is used to hold potatoes or other vegitables in place with stability so when your wearing your Magnum PI jeans out to IKEA the ladies think your built like Mr. ED!!!
"Underwear tunnel"
Thanks guys. I haven't laughed so hard since I heard the expression "Piss shivers".
Thanks guys. I haven't laughed so hard since I heard the expression "Piss shivers".
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Animal
do they swing to and fro??? i
s that a b-side on the album with : doo yur boobs sag low? do they wabble to the ground? can you tie them in a knot? can you wrap them all around???
s that a b-side on the album with : doo yur boobs sag low? do they wabble to the ground? can you tie them in a knot? can you wrap them all around???
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Willywants
The Incredible Pee Shiver!
Not to be laughed at! To be thoroughly enjoyed!
Nothing like a good old pee shiver!
Almost as enjoyable as a good sneeze, or nasal orgasm as some refer to it!
The sneeze stupid, not the pee shiver!
Willywants (to have a good sneeze while enjoying a pee shiver! Wow! A double hit!)
Not to be laughed at! To be thoroughly enjoyed!
Nothing like a good old pee shiver!
Almost as enjoyable as a good sneeze, or nasal orgasm as some refer to it!
The sneeze stupid, not the pee shiver!
Willywants (to have a good sneeze while enjoying a pee shiver! Wow! A double hit!)
the pee shiver outside on a brisk morning is perhaps the best!then back into the pocket ...which works like an eskimo's second door to keep the cold out...maybe Im onto something (?)
Piss Shiver stats
http://www.geocities.com/RainForest/Andes/2649/oldresults/result1.html
And I'm still trying to figure out what the hell it is.
http://www.geocities.com/RainForest/Andes/2649/oldresults/result1.html
And I'm still trying to figure out what the hell it is.
So you're all sick I guess:
From another thread:
Being a 40 year old male, for as long as I can remember I always get a little shiver up my spine towards the end of a wizzer. I've always called this a Piss Shiver. I have never talked about this assuming it happened to everyone. One day I was talking to a friend who was toilet training her daughter and she said that she did a little shiver towards the end. I knew what she meant but everyone else wondered what the hell she was talking about. Is it only me and my friends daughter who get the piss shivers???
Answer:
No you're not the only one. Other people have asked the question before & i think the closest thing to a possible answer was slightly low blood pressure.
Check with you doctor next time you visit.
From another thread:
Being a 40 year old male, for as long as I can remember I always get a little shiver up my spine towards the end of a wizzer. I've always called this a Piss Shiver. I have never talked about this assuming it happened to everyone. One day I was talking to a friend who was toilet training her daughter and she said that she did a little shiver towards the end. I knew what she meant but everyone else wondered what the hell she was talking about. Is it only me and my friends daughter who get the piss shivers???
Answer:
No you're not the only one. Other people have asked the question before & i think the closest thing to a possible answer was slightly low blood pressure.
Check with you doctor next time you visit.
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