U2 in Nova Scotia

[Cobster]

Bono is at a U2 concert in Halifax ,Nova Scotia, when he asks the audience for some quiet. Then, in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.
He says into the microphone, in a deep solemn voice...

"Just for a moment, think outside yourself...Outside this arena. Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A loud Newfy voice from near the front pierces the moment...

"Well, Lard tunderin jasus, ya stupid arse, stop yer fockin' clappin', then!"

 

[LancsLad]

Great, I pissed myself and spit beer at the screen at the same time.

Good one.

 

[Cobster]

Glad you enjoyed it.
I pretty much did the same thing as you, minus the pissing part.

 

[james t kirk]

Fuck right off.....

I thought that U2 was announcing a surprise concert in Halifax.

I was just thinking, "Ok, how do I get to Halifax and find tickets?"

Then this shit.

sigh...

 

[Alexis696969]

Bono is at a U2 concert in Halifax ,Nova Scotia, when he asks the audience for some quiet. Then, in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.
He says into the microphone, in a deep solemn voice...

"Just for a moment, think outside yourself...Outside this arena. Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A loud Newfy voice from near the front pierces the moment...

"Well, Lard tunderin jasus, ya stupid arse, stop yer fockin' clappin', then!"

LMFAO !!!!!!!!


Omg I love Bono ....I saw them @ the skydome years ago . I think it was Achtung Baby ......and dammmmmm fuckkkkkk me he sounds better live !!!!!!!!! I had shivers up my spine !!!!!!!!! here I was bitchin that are seats were to far away from the stage ,,and next thing you know hes right in front of me ...chicks are fainting left right and center ,I touched his shoe and became hynotized LMAO .....Oh man one of the best concerts ever.......his political monalogues send the crowds wild .....Fuck hes hot !!!!

 

[pussylicker]

Omg I love Bono ......and dammmmmm fuckkkkkk me he sounds better live !!!!!!!!! I had shivers up my spine !!!!!!!!! here I was bitchin that are seats were to far away from the stage ,,and next thing you know hes right in front of me ...chicks are fainting left right and center ,I touched his shoe and became hynotized LMAO .....Oh man one of the best concerts ever.......his political monalogues send the crowds wild .....Fuck hes hot !!!!

Sorry Babe, but I can't be your friend anymore. I don't care how hottt you look, or how funny you are, I just can't be your friend.

I got no use for any ashatt who thinks his sh!t don't stink. And you were complaining about your dates smelly feet. He and his buddies can go fark themselves with their holier than thou attitude. He's not all that!!!!! I'm sick of their click their fingers 3 second campaign.

Loss of blood usually causes fainting.

 

[peteeey]

http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/bono.asp

 

[Alexis696969]

Sorry Babe, but I can't be your friend anymore. I don't care how hottt you look, or how funny you are, I just can't be your friend.

I got no use for any ashatt who thinks his sh!t don't stink. And you were complaining about your dates smelly feet. He and his buddies can go fark themselves with their holier than thou attitude. He's not all that!!!!! I'm sick of their click their fingers 3 second campaign.

Loss of blood usually causes fainting.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There must be a full moon all week .....cause lots are going bonkers this week
Well holyshit Pussylicker !!!!!!!..LOL.....I love his music .....I know his fame now adays needs his head to deflate .Thats what happens to most of the rich and famous .... What the hell has my music preference got to do with smelly feet with a regular have to do with friendship with you !!!!! Anyones feet can smell .....omg.........YOU SPAZZZZZZ... ..........You must be drunk LOL nothing is what it seems LMAO ......Stop drinking the Barrie water !!!!!!!!!

 

[Cobster]

Fuck right off.....

I thought that U2 was announcing a surprise concert in Halifax.

I was just thinking, "Ok, how do I get to Halifax and find tickets?"

Then this shit.

sigh...

lmao

 

[bullitt]

bono

he actually said that little speech in glasgow, back in the summer. not sure about halifax? but it does make sense. saw u2 at massey hall in 84, bono was climbing the curtains trying to get up in the loge! people new who they were after that show, at least in t.o. anyway.

 

[Alexis696969]

He was also @ the skydome "actung baby " tour

 

[lookingforitallthetime]

He was also @ the skydome "actung baby " tour

I wanted to go to that concert but was out of town when they played.

That is my favourite U2 CD containing "One", my favourite U2 song.

Cobster, great joke...lmao

 

[Alexis696969]

Well It just so happen that when he sang the song "One " it had major film in the background ....It was one of the best songs he performed that night ...infact they just released some of there there hottest singles through the years ,of course "one " is on it too ..very kewl tune !
One
Is it getting better
Or do you feel the same
Will it make it easier on you
Now you got someone to blame

You say
One love
One life
When its one need
In the night
Its one love
We get to share it
It leaves you baby
If you dont care for it

Did I disappoint you?
Or leave a bad taste in your mouth?
You act like you never had love
And you want me to go without

Well its too late
Tonight
To drag tha past out
Into the light
Were one
But were not the same
We get to carry each other
Carry each other
One

Have you come here for forgiveness
Have you come tor raise the dead
Havew you come here to play jesus
To the lepers in your head
Did I ask too much
More than a lot
You gave me nothing
Now its all I got
Were one
But were not the same
We hurt each other
Then we do it again

You say
Love is a temple
Love a higher law
Love is a temple
Love the higher law
You ask me to enter
But then you make me crawl
And I cant be holding on
To what you got
When all you got is hurt

One love
One blood
One life
You got to do what you should

One life
With each other
Sisters
Brothers

One life
But were not the same
We get to carry each other
Carry each other

One

One.

 

[Cobster]

Cobster, great joke...lmao

Well that's exactly what it was intended for, then someone goes and posts a snope link. At least some of you guys can appreciate the humour.

 

[Alexis696969]

Well that's exactly what it was intended for, then someone goes and posts a snope link. At least some of you guys can appreciate the humour.

Yeah thanks Cobster ......LOL .I think your joke gave pussylicker a stroke .....better send him a hot nurse fast !!!!!!

 

[lookingforitallthetime]

Well It just so happen that when he sang the song "One " it had major film in the background ....It was one of the best songs he performed that night ...infact they just released some of there there hottest singles through the years ,of course "one " is on it too ..very kewl tune !

Wish I was there with you Alexis.

 

[james t kirk]

He was also @ the skydome "actung baby " tour

Close

Actung Baby was released in late 1991 and the tour was 1992.

They played Maple Leaf Gardens in March (I was there, best concert EVER I did see. They were so good, I could have cried. I remember them singing Angel of Harlem and the ENTIRE Maple Leaf Gardens was singing along with them. I remember Adam Clayton on the small stage looking around at the crowd when we were all singing along and you could tell he was impressed.)

They then played the CNE Grandstand in the Labour Day Weekend of 1992 twice during the CNE (I was there both nights. Bono sang "Can't help falling in Love with You" to close the show acapella and it took your breath away. His voice was crystal after 2 hours of belting them out (His voice has been hugely affected in the recent years by his smoking (started stupidly in his 30's) and his lifestyle.

They played skyDome in 1997 which was part of the Pop Mart Tour (Big McDonalds arches)

Of all the U2 concerts I have seen, I probably enjoyed this one the least. SkyDome has such Shitty accoustics, and Pop was by far U2's weakest album.

They then placed ACC with their elevation tour in 2000, and ACC 4 times with their recent tour in September 2005 (Fantastic shows)

I've seen them playing Toronto EVERY time, or several times since 1985's Unforgettable Fire tour.

I never tire of their music, or Bono's preaching even.

 

[Cobster]

Yeah thanks Cobster ......LOL .I think your joke gave pussylicker a stroke .....better send him a hot nurse fast !!!!!!

lol....how about I just send her my way instead. Let him call his own.

 

[Alexis696969]

Close

Actung Baby was released in late 1991 and the tour was 1992.

They played Maple Leaf Gardens in March (I was there, best concert EVER I did see. They were so good, I could have cried. I remember them singing Angel of Harlem and the ENTIRE Maple Leaf Gardens was singing along with them. I remember Adam Clayton on the small stage looking around at the crowd when we were all singing along and you could tell he was impressed.)

They then played the CNE Grandstand in the Labour Day Weekend of 1992 twice during the CNE (I was there both nights. Bono sang "Can't help falling in Love with You" to close the show acapella and it took your breath away. His voice was crystal after 2 hours of belting them out (His voice has been hugely affected in the recent years by his smoking (started stupidly in his 30's) and his lifestyle.

They played skyDome in 1997 which was part of the Pop Mart Tour (Big McDonalds arches)

Of all the U2 concerts I have seen, I probably enjoyed this one the least. SkyDome has such Shitty accoustics, and Pop was by far U2's weakest album.

They then placed ACC with their elevation tour in 2000, and ACC 4 times with their recent tour in September 2005 (Fantastic shows)

I've seen them playing Toronto EVERY time, or several times since 1985's Unforgettable Fire tour.

I never tire of their music, or Bono's preaching even.

Your right ..Doh it wasn't the skydome ..fark i was pretty high that night ...it was the best concert yes in my life ...Ii was a teenager but i wish i saw it again now ....we were drinking and toking before the concert ....I was pretty wasted .....my favorite song he sang 'running to stand still " he walked out into the audience thats where i touched him .....Do you rememeber him walking down a path into the audience ?

 

[drlove]

Fuck right off.....

I thought that U2 was announcing a surprise concert in Halifax.

I was just thinking, "Ok, how do I get to Halifax and find tickets?"

Then this shit.

sigh...

It could happen... There was talk of U2 playing Halifax in the future due to the success of the Stones show.