Just so we avoid any undo harm to anyone please read this declaration. "Please note that the following are jokes. There are no hidden meanings, no points to be made!!"
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving?
Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of horse manure?
A: The bucket.
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather and a lawyer?
A: An offer you can't refuse nor understand.
Since I was brought to my attention that maybe I have been less than kind to our American friends I offer you this, these jokes were found on an Amercian website.
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving?
Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of horse manure?
A: The bucket.
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather and a lawyer?
A: An offer you can't refuse nor understand.
Since I was brought to my attention that maybe I have been less than kind to our American friends I offer you this, these jokes were found on an Amercian website.