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Trials and Tribulations of a Newbie….

2b21again

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Aug 18, 2014
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Thought the days was starting off promising!

Awoke to an e-mail confirming a 10:30 rendezvous with a well-established and well-reviewed SP - an experience I was very much looking forward to. Sent an e-mail seeking clarification on a few housing keeping items, however without response. Did not think much of the non-response, given it was an e-mail. Sent a text 30 mins prior to the start time to confirm we are still on and also to confirm the address provided, then hit the road to head to the location previously provided thinking I would get a response on route. Arrived at the location with still no response and sent another text at 10:30 to confirm we were still on. Got a response indicating she was sorry, but was sick and in bed ---- a True GFE! :D . Still not sure if I was blown off at the last minute or did something for her to change her mind. Given all the positives I have read, I trust all was on the up and up, and she was truly sick.

Now that I am sitting in a parking lot in my car with time to kill and all dressed up with nowhere to go, I decided to try my luck somewhere else. Open up BP on my smartphone, and noticed Roise has advertised (http://ottawa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/rawwwwr-grk-goddess-rosie-meoow-incall-gatineau-30/19439600). Sent a quick text to see if she is available, and sure enough she tells me to come by at noon. As I am getting ready to head out, get a text to move the start time to 12:30, which I am ok with. On route there, I get another text saying that her schedule is busy and she does not have time for 60min appointment, at which point I just call it off. A familiar sequence of events with Rosie based previous TREB reviews. Disappointed again, as I have never had the option to try Greek previously, so was thinking who best to try it with for the 1st time then the self-professed “Greek Lover”.

Still not down and out, I give it another try to set something up. Give a call to PK, but nothing available for the time frame I needed. So, back to BP I go, looking for another opportunity. Set an appointment with Cookie at Sugarland (http://ottawa.backpage.com/FemaleEs...leasant-dessert-sugarlanddowntown-22/17698872).

Arrived at in-call location to meet Cookie – smaller than I was anticipating, but that is ok. Easy on the eyes and nice spinner body – I was thinking the morning was looking up. But again disappointed. Nice enough girl, but very business like. Take shoes off at door, undress and to an uneventful SF2. Back to bedroom and the business like atmosphere continued. BBBJ average, DATY was allowed but did not seem into it, No digits, I think I got 2 or 3 pecks but definitely no LFK or DFK for me. Various positions (CG, Mission, Doggie) for the finish. Reviews on TERB are mixed, my experience definitely supports the previous disappointing experiences described. Though I will say, she warmed up and was very talkative and interactive after the finish – which I took as a strategy to avoid MSOG, which at that point I was ok with.

Definitely not the day I thought it would be! Feel free to send sympathy cards to the newbie! – as per my handle (2b21again) had about as much success today as I did when I was 21, but just have more money and a car.

For those of you who read this far thanks!
 

bacchanalia

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Jan 3, 2013
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Sorry to hear about your experiences... also, for future reference, good review but would be a good idea to mention there is a review in the post subject in the future.
 

Zedx2000

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Mar 27, 2011
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Dont let the bad experiences get to ya.

The only thing i could say is listen to your gut.

If anything appears out ... Move on.
 

qwerty11111

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Dec 9, 2013
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Good thing you did not call Sin Cindy...... you would of ended up with the triple crown of bad days :crazy:
 
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OnTheWayOut

Welcome to the "club", sorry to say we've all had days similar. You can only hope that you do enough research to minimize these days.
 

too2shy

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Nov 27, 2002
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Don't listen to slurp, he's a Don Juan and gets it for free.. Fuck they pay him sometimes.

What you experienced is the norm for me. It's a rare time I have a blast. But the hunt continues.
As when it's good. It's good.
 

igotaboner

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Oct 19, 2008
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"Welcome to the hobby and welcome to our reality." It kinda goes with the territory. Over the years I've limited my new experiences because of the flake factor that is inherent among some providers in this industry and I tend to have regular providers. Doing research is essential and having a plan B in place.

I was sitting in the lobby of the old Crowne Plaza one afternoon waiting for a traveling SP with whom I had a date and when I texted to see if it was OK to come up she texted back that she had missed her plane in Toronto that morning and wasn't actually in the Crowne Plaza, or in Ottawa, at all! She had known since 8am that morning that she wasn't going to be in the Crowne Plaza but didn't bother to tell me. No sorry, no offer to make it up to me somehow. The next time she was in town she texted that she was surprised I wasn't coming to see her...I let her know that I don't do business with people who are not courteous enough to cancel appointments when they know they can't make it.
I was lucky enough to get a quick appointment with a regular SP whom I knew so not all was lost but I have had strike out days too...it's normal.
 

Jugo

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Sep 28, 2011
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Yup, I had a regular I've seen at least 5 times, always very nice. I kept going back because the price was good and the risk was low. But last time she made me wait in the cold outside the building for half an hour! Followed by false claims that she would be ready in a minute, then more excuses, etc, etc. Finally I gave up after wasting an hour plus the half hour of driving. She could have easily told me she was going out to do errands before I left home.

Just when you think you've found a good one . . . .

PM me for details if you wish
 
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OnTheWayOut

Don't listen to slurp, he's a Don Juan and gets it for free.. Fuck they pay him sometimes.

What you experienced is the norm for me. It's a rare time I have a blast. But the hunt continues.
As when it's good. It's good.
They only pay for dinner sometimes, I always pay for sex! Well, almost always .......
 

Mable

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Sep 20, 2004
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Ah yes, you take me back to my nostalgic newbie days of anticipation of merriment, joy, excitment, great sex and wonderment only to get, disappointment, lying, fraud, corruption, false advertising, bait and switch, theft, and all around disgusting behaviour. Welcome to the Ottawa sp scene :p To be fair, I have encountered a few good ones here but you have to mine pretty deep at quite the expense in terms of time and money. But once you have found a good regular things can be good until she moves on.

I learned over the years that one must accept this as part of the hobby, at least here, so just grin and accept it. Roaming to other jurisdictions such as Toronto and Montreal was the fix for me; for whatever reasons, they are different worlds - planets there.

I find it intriguing that you did not mention the name of the "well reviewed sp;" this is a review board after all. I know I did the same thing when I started: it must be me as she is so well received by all the others so I will not mention her name. Well, standards are subjective and I have provided many an unfavourable review of a "good sp"; just be very factual so do not embellish and indicate your experience. Some of us actually like that honesty and want to know the identy of the person. It is good for her too as she just might clean up her act. Ok ,ok, stop laughing :rolleyes: Perhaps pm me; I would not mind comparing notes as I have been to a fair many of these ladies who for some reasons unbeknownist to me receive good reviews. You will get panned by some but, what the F...

Anyway, YMMV and all that aside, as they said above, do your homework well, get experience and you will develop a nose for this hobby. As long as you have some brain matter firing electrical impulses you will find a way. Good luck.
 
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