Travelling to Mississauga, need advice

[antaeus]

Upcoming trip to your Mississauga and need advice to maximize my hobbying. Buddies have been and said you can really score with Missisauga ladies.

I'm looking to stay at a resort on the lake, any suggestions. Buddies say to go to these Incalls. Are they close to the lake, can I walk to them around missisaga? And how do you pronounce it anyway my buddy says missisawgwa. Do I look for signs and are they in English? Do they come to on the beach or do go with to dance bars?

Also, youknow I hate getting ripped off so how much is typical. I can't believe what my buddies told me, like 100's. Crap, I can buy DR girls and the house they live in for that, where do they get off, 100's. Sheeit. So trustee terbies what's the dope? Should i bring gifts like bandaids, cigarettes. Also is it safe or should i stay on the resort. Hey can i bring these incalls bitches in to my missisaugua resort, or do I you know pay the guy at the front.

Thanks in advance. I'll update you on details when Im back.

 

[spastar]

. Do I look for signs and are they in English?
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No, I had this problem as well. Make sure your bring a computerized translator, because Mississauga has 100’s of different cultures so the government decided to put all signs in aliennomicts , It very hard to understand.
You would be better to bring lots of T.P as well. We have very little. A lot of us smell like ass because we have no T.P. I apologize in advance. Hope you have a great stay.

 

[zzap]

Yes bring lots of band aids, cigarettes as gifts for the Igloo women. It’s a good idea to bring your gun too if you have one as the Polar Bears and Bob Cats can be a bit of a problem at night when they wander into the Mississauga camp site looking for food and try to bust into your tent by the lake. If you don’t have a gun a big stick will usually do in defending yourself from these big monsters. I’ve only been bitten once.

Official language spoken is Mississaugaian a mix of Arrowacki and Machapinchattie .

Be sure to declare you have a gun to Canada Customs and tell them it’s for defending yourself against the Mississauga Polar Bears and Bob Cats and the amazing 6 legs Snow Cheats.

 

[mister.b]

o and don't forget your your cage for the famous mississauga snow chicken, they will be running through your resort by the lake in the hundreds with a small net you'll be able to catch these fine eating birds bring them back to your indian cook for this fine open flame meal. surved with fine canadian wine. good luck and good and good hunting. and by the way the bitches will will be lined up for these meals and give discount prices to.

 

[The Baroness]

Upcoming trip to your Mississauga and need advice to maximize my hobbying. Buddies have been and said you can really score with Missisauga ladies.

I'm looking to stay at a resort on the lake, any suggestions. Buddies say to go to these Incalls. Are they close to the lake, can I walk to them around missisaga? And how do you pronounce it anyway my buddy says missisawgwa. Do I look for signs and are they in English? Do they come to on the beach or do go with to dance bars?

Also, youknow I hate getting ripped off so how much is typical. I can't believe what my buddies told me, like 100's. Crap, I can buy DR girls and the house they live in for that, where do they get off, 100's. Sheeit. So trustee terbies what's the dope? Should i bring gifts like bandaids, cigarettes. Also is it safe or should i stay on the resort. Hey can i bring these incalls bitches in to my missisaugua resort, or do I you know pay the guy at the front.

Thanks in advance. I'll update you on details when Im back.

OK this post has gotta be a joke however there is nothing funny about your "incall bitches" quote.

Yes its morning and I am not a happy camper but that does not excuse using derogatory terms for women.

 

[WhOiSyOdAdDy?]

I'm looking to stay at a resort on the lake, any suggestions. Buddies say to go to these Incalls. Are they close to the lake, can I walk to them around missisaga?

there is some lovely "resorts" down on Lakeshore by the St Lawrence Cement plant or the Ontario Hydro Plant.

I can't believe what my buddies told me, like 100's. Crap, I can buy DR girls and the house they live in for that, where do they get off, 100's. Sheeit. So trustee terbies what's the dope?

maybe you should go back to the DR or on second thought maybe you should go to Hastings area in Vancouver, it sounds lmore like what you are looking for. The prices for the girls starts at $10 and the expensive ones are $40... most could use gifts like banaids or toothpaste.

Also is it safe or should i stay on the resort.

They say to leave your guns at home but you would probably feel a lot safer carrying a gun outside the "resort". If you don't have a gun, you can buy or rent one for cheap near Dundas St and Hurontario or in Regent Park.

Hey can i bring these incalls bitches in to my missisaugua resort

really classy

.. sounds like you are the typical "ignorant american"

 

[kooley]

roflmfao i just sit my granolla bar all over my desk

 

[Berlin]

Upcoming trip to your Mississauga and need advice to maximize my hobbying. .............

LMAO

5 out of 5, yer post is 100 and 10 % solid entertainment.

What da heck you were smoking man ?

 

[QB7]

Its too bad Alien has been banned from this board - you might have gotten him to translate for you )

Cheers
QB7

 

[Powershot]

Nice one, should be right up there with a trip to Salt Lake City for a sex vacation.