Toronto PD charge man with indecent act involving CUCUMBER

[M4F]

"...Toronto Police have charged a man with committing an “indecent act” involving a cucumber at Scarborough library.

“On April 7, he sits down and a (26-year-old woman) sits next to him and he opens up his laptop,” Const. David Hopkinson said Wednesday.
The man then started masturbating with one hand while holding a cucumber with his other hand, the officer alleged.
“He was not using the cucumber (to pleasure himself), as far as I’m aware. It was held in his other hand — multi-tasking,” Hopkinson said.

When asked if Davis appeared threatening to the library staff or patrons, Hopkinson said he wasn’t sure if there was any threat.

“I don’t think he had any free hands to make any threat,” the officer said."


http://www.torontosun.com/2014/06/04/man-charged-with-indecent-act-with-cucumber

 

[great bear]

I think the courts will squash the case because the evidence would not stand up.

 

[Carling]

I think the courts will squash the case because the evidence would not stand up.

well that might put the judge in a bit of a pickle

 

[cuttysark]

well that might put the judge in a bit of a pickle

The evidence will leek out or turnip

 

[spraggamuffin]

What was the cucumber for? They lady next to him or for size comparison with his own penis?

 

[fuji]

No matter how you slice it, this seedy guy was out of his gourd.

 

[Jasmina]

Oh honey...

What was the cucumber for? They lady next to him or for size comparison with his own penis?

 

[Viggo Rasmussen]

Blame the woman who teased him.
She asked, "what's long and hard and holds cum?"
Then she said, "A cuCUMber!"

This response got his imagination going, and look what happened.

 

[Viggo Rasmussen]

I think the courts will squash the case because the evidence would not stand up.

Peas lettuce know if they do.

 

[Jasmina]

I really don't carrot all.

 

[M4F]

Terb excites the senses...never a Dill moment.