Top 10 times in History when the "F" word....

[Hollywoodladies.ca]

TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE:

10th - "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
9th - "How the @#$% did you work that out?" - Pythagorus, 126 BC
8th - "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
7th - "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" - Custer,1876
6th - "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
5th - "Where the @#$% are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937
4th - "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
3rd - "What the @#$% was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
2nd - "I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing hole in the head!" -
JFK,1963

And... drum roll...the number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F"
word...

"Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"- Bill Clinton, 1997
HeHeHe,
Steph

 

[elaine]

7th - "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" - Custer,1877

Not pooking fun, it's a cute post, but Custer died June 25 1876 in the Battle of Little Big Horn @ Greasy Grass montana. He probably wasn't saying much in 1877

I like number 1

 

[Hollywoodladies.ca]

Picky Picky

Steph

 

[shiftee]

Gotta love number 3.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Who the @#$% are the Ducks anyways! - DenWa (April 2002)

 

[Bes]

Custer's last words

#7 used to be the punch line of an old joke: A big picture of a lake. In it there are fish jumping with halos over their heads, and lots of Indian couples coupling on the bank. What is the title?

Custer's Last Words: "Holy mackerel... Look at all those f...ing Indians".

I think I first heard that in High School over 50 years ago.

 

[shiftee]

Could've done without that one. Really tasteless.

Really? And the other 9 are tasteful? I think it was self evident that all 10 were just a bit on the lowbrow side. Even the 50 yr old Custer line.

 

[Bill the Pirate]

and one that you missed.....

Hey Bro gimmee a F*^*&. light.

Richard Pryor

 

[The Fruity Hare]

Or was that Michael Jackson?

 

[shiftee]

Thanks for pointing that out. I didn't realize the other 9 were lowbrow so you can imagine my shock when I saw a joke about the dropping of an atomic weapon that killed probably a couple hundred thousand people.

"probably" No, I am afraid it certainly did kill a few hundred thousdand people. I know the joke is in poor taste.

 

[The Fruity Hare]

Lots of jokes about tragic situations, who determines that they are in bad taste? We all have different tolerance levels, some of the stuff I read here may offend me, but I know others like it, so it really is no big deal. Let it go.

 

[rdhaired_vixen]

rd_hrd_vixen@hotmail.com

forgot 1...

what the F**kin hell was he thinking starting this thread?

 

[wooly110]

TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE:
9th - "How the @#$% did you work that out?" - Pythagorus, 126

Since Elaine was the first one to be so picky, I'll just add mine to be a stick in the mud:

The formula that is associated with the occultic philosopher Pythagorus, was actually used around 3000BC by the Ubaidian's . Pythagorus wasn't even born until 570-580 BC. The discovery was made by archeologists after they were digging in an area now known to be the ancient City of Ur.

Sorry to be such a nerd.

 

[shiftee]

Does that mean that Pythagus had nothing to do with the formula. Or could he have used the formula and still be part of the top 10?

 

[wooly110]

hmmm...

Maybe he was quoted as saying that when he was amazed that an ancient civilization had came up with that formula?