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Top 10 Drinking Achievements Before You Die

calloway

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I think I'm proud enough to say I've only done 5 of these 10 "achievements".

How about you? :p

Case In A Day - 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I prefer to think not. You need to sit down with a couple of friends and a couple of cases and power through the day and the case. People that have never done this think it’s easy and the people that have, know it’s not.

Run The Taps At A Bar… Conditions: must have 12 or more taps. This is pretty self explanatory. Belly up to the bar and order a single pint of every beer they have on tap one after the other.

Century Club - Pretty simple, 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes without puking. Much like the case in a day challenge people always think this is easy until they actually try it.

Brew Your Own Beer - Yeah it might not taste that great and you will be “that guy” that makes all your friends try their shitty brew but every true booze hound has to give it a shot at least once.

Pub Crawl Conditions: 12 or more pubs covering at least 1 mile. There is nothing better than getting a big group of friends together on a sunny day and catching a buzz while going on a walk. A beer at each stop with a short walk in between and you will be primed for a night of debauchery.

Go To An AA Meeting at least once you should see how the other half lives.

Learn Something About Wine And I don’t mean memorizing the flavors of Franzia, Carlo Rossi or Charles Shaw. Go on a wine tour and actually pay attention (without pounding Busch Lights between wineries) or go to a multi-course meal where they pair a wine with each course and explain why they go together. The knowledge will pay off each and every time you take a lady out for a nice dinner.

Black Out Before Noon - Just once get out of bed at 9 a.m. and crack a beer instead of having your morning Tropicana. There are a finite number of years in life where you can get drunk before noon and not feel like a total douche about it the next day. If you are a college football fan then this is easy to accomplish.

Oktoberfest in Germany - As someone who’s been there twice, trust me in terms of a unique alcohol experience, it’s pretty unparalleled. Any place where you can puke on the floor under your table, and one waitress jokes with you while she cleans it up and another brings you another beer is unique in my book.

Scotch - learn to drink scotch either on the rocks or neat. Much like golf, it is a pain in the ass to learn, but it will pay off in the business world. While you are at it, learn the difference between bourbon and whiskey so that you don’t look like a total fucking hayseed. If you really want to get a gold star on your chart learn the difference between a blend and single malt as well.

http://tastybooze.com/2008/06/top-10-drinking-achievements-before-you-die/
 

Captain Fantastic

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Never thought of "run the taps." The idea of "black out before noon" has no appeal. I once went halves on a "brew your own" (it was pretty crap.)

I'm kinda embarrassed it's that high. My high school and university years were a bit of a blur... ;)
 

joeyl

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Working in an offsale in a bad neighborhood should be on there too. Nothing like selling boxes of colt 45's to ethnic minorities at 2AM on welfare day.
 

PDSAjax

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errrrr.... 9.... perhaps I should do the only one I havent, as I think the other 9 might be an indication of a requirement......
 

RayFinkel

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I've done five of those.

And I've actually combined, Case In A Day & Black Out Before Noon.
It was on a fishing boat in Cuba. But I didn't wake up at 9:00am
it was 5:00am, does that still count?






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healer677

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How about a modified list. Let's say....

Absinthe in Prague
Mojitos in Havana
Mascal or Reposado shots on a beach in Playa Del Carmen
Hurricanes in New Orleans

and of course, Oktoberfest in Berlin.

Of the original list, sadly; I've only accomplished 3.
 

needinit

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6 Darwin stubbies in an afternoon...Darwin is bloody hot and humid all year, the people are pretty wild and a little strange and they drink all the time...

Try these (2 litre bottle of beers that they drink like everone else drinks a six pack (of 473mls each)!

 
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