Toolboy - A Review

Please.....

I was a naughty girl this year...

But be gentle I am very fragile If you hurt me I am getting out my Strap-On for you baby...And bend you over...



Daniella
 
Morgan Ellis said:
Contact Method: Lured from hiding with whiny posts about needing 'home renovations'. No website, as he is rather a shy, retiring wallflower.
Rate: One steak dinner and a beer - cheap at twice the cost.
Restrictions: Not fond of Ikea
Attitude: He's sexy when he's whacking things with a pair of vise grips
Dress: Ask him to wear the kilt
Mileage: Higher if you don't buy Ikea hardware, as mentioned above.
Services: Multiple hammers on goal
Repeat: Definately, although he probably wouldn't if hell froze over
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A wallflower eh?

Cheap rates? Okay, next time we are going to Ruth Chris' or Rosa's Place and you're paying for the cab fare.

Ikea is ok but their hardware drives me nuts.

I wasnt whacking things with a pair of vice grips, I was twisting that damn Ikea mounting bolt with a pair of linesmen pliers and a channel wrench. I saw you ogling the length of my pliers, haven't you seen one that long before?

It was too damn cold that night to wear the kilt, Scotland doesnt dip down to minus 10.

May I introduce you to this hardware store at Bayview village or even home depot?

I only had one hammer, but I noticed that you and Paige had a hammer each too....

Hell did freeze over that night or are your nipples so desensitized from those clamps. Mine were hard enough to cut glass, especially when the damn door buzzer wasnt working. :D
 
Oh Toolboy...I have some work I need done....
 
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