HEARING THAT HER ELDERLY GRANDFATHER HAD JUST PASSED AWAY, KATIE WENT STRAIGHT TO HER GRANDPARENTS’ HOUSE TO COMFORT HER 95-YEAR OLD GRANDMOTHER
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied: ”He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.”
Horrified, Katie told her that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
”Oh no, my dear” replies granny. ”Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring”.
”It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.”
She pauses to wipe away a tear, and continued, ”He’d still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn’t come along.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied: ”He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.”
Horrified, Katie told her that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
”Oh no, my dear” replies granny. ”Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring”.
”It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.”
She pauses to wipe away a tear, and continued, ”He’d still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn’t come along.
