Toilet recommendation

rocco_s

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Looking for a new toilet for my house. Prefer a bit of luxury. Budget 1 to 7k. Elongated seats. Looking at toto Kohler and American standard. Would like an incorporated bidet.

Any help and guidance would be appreciated.
 

squeezer

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I don’t care if the toilet is $200 from Walmart what is important to me is that the toilet has a bidet lool I can never live without one
I agree with you! I installed one in every toilet in my home. It is the one thing I miss the most when I go away. That cold stream is the best!!!!!
 
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Toto Neorest AS.
Has the potential to change your life and that of your guests :)
Quick tip. Leave the seat heater on all day.
 
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squeezer

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Wipe, spray, wash your hands, flush. As long as you remain seated until the ride comes to a complete stop, it's pretty hard to mess up
I disagree, it's

Spray, wipe dry, IF ew, then one more spray with a twirl, wipe dry, wash hands and go.
 

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If you get the fully automatic models, be careful not to press the automatic tampon remover. It usually does not end well for guys.
 

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I disagree, it's

Spray, wipe dry, IF ew, then one more spray with a twirl, wipe dry, wash hands and go.

It's definitely WIPE then spray, then wipe again because your ass is all wet, then DRY, mine has a blower.

OP if you are getting the heated variety and should to avoid the cold shock, make sure you've got some nearby electrical to tap into or you'll be tearing open walls to route new wire runs.
Also some toilets are really long, if your door opens toward it, check the swing line so you don't bang into your new shitter.
 
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squeezer

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This is what I was worried about. Disagreement in methodology.

There has to be a supreme way of doing it. One of you guys is doing it wrong and getting feces smeared where it shouldn't.
No, it never happens as long as your ass stays seated until you shut off the jet. STOP ACTING LIKE GIRL MAN!!! :ROFLMAO:

When I first started using one, I would follow the wipe first method, but learned quickly it was a waste of time. That first spritz gets most of it and when you dry, if anything is left, repeat the spritz and dry.

You can literally take the worst tacky sticky nasty shit you have ever had and in a few rinses, dry and repeat once more, it's gone. If you're a cheapass the money saved on toilet paper and flushible wipes is a huge plus. If you suffer the fate of nasty pink olives, AKA hemorrhoids, it's like finding God. ⛪

Once you use it, you never want to go back to flushable wipes, let alone toilet paper. When I am on holiday, I am forced to go back to them and it's just not the same out of the shower feeling.

FUCK, I should have been a bidet salesman!
 
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