This is what I was worried about. Disagreement in methodology.
There has to be a supreme way of doing it. One of you guys is doing it wrong and getting feces smeared where it shouldn't.
No, it never happens as long as your ass stays seated until you shut off the jet. STOP ACTING LIKE GIRL MAN!!!
When I first started using one, I would follow the wipe first method, but learned quickly it was a waste of time. That first spritz gets most of it and when you dry, if anything is left, repeat the spritz and dry.
You can literally take the worst tacky sticky nasty shit you have ever had and in a few rinses, dry and repeat once more, it's gone. If you're a cheapass the money saved on toilet paper and flushible wipes is a huge plus. If you suffer the fate of nasty pink olives, AKA hemorrhoids, it's like finding God.
Once you use it, you never want to go back to flushable wipes, let alone toilet paper. When I am on holiday, I am forced to go back to them and it's just not the same out of the shower feeling.
FUCK, I should have been a bidet salesman!