Was randy but none on my short list were available. So I checked out ads on Terb and other fairly reputable location. Nothing had my interest so went to CL. An ad with sexy peitie woman with cheap rates had me intrigued.
The phone # in ad is 613-240-1647
Title of current ad is
INCREDIBLY SEXY BLONDE BOMBSHELL IS HERE TO MAKE YOUR DREAMS A REALITY
The current ad reads
"Don't miss out on today's amazing special rates!
Tiny, petite, beauty with 36b breasts and size 0 waist. I am here to tease and please and make your dreams come true. I can't wait to put a huge smile on your face. Fun, honest, fresh, clean, and very open-minded. For an unforgettable and unrushed experience with no scams or games call 613-240-1647 (please no texts or blocked caller Id's/payphones - they will not be answered). "
Phone her up. Things on phone sounded good. She had nice voice and manners and was prepping for a night of fun. "I just dyed my hair blonde an hour ago". Ask if she knows what GFE is and says yes. She does not know the PSE acroynm. Booked an appointment. Arrived at lower income apartment block so started getting flashbacks of my early days of hobbying. But continued on.
Greeted at door in ok manner but nothing special. Apartment was so-so. Her physical description matched her ad so continued on .Went into room that was so-so. Asked me disrobe to prove I wasn't LE and asked for donation up front. She was polite but thoses preparations were reminiscent of my early encounters so the spidey sense is tingling. She asked for the $90 for 1/2. I inform her that the ad stated $80. She starts checking it via her BlackBerry which is taking about a minute or two so I move things along by giving her $100. She says she doesn't have the $10 (I actually believe her because from the encounter I can tell she probably can't plan things more than a few hours in advance). Since she doesn't have change I ask he about COF and she said sure. ok let's get going.
Started with BBBJ which was fine. After a while we put on the cover and she gets top. Her eyes are closed and she is somewhat enjoying it but I can tell that this is a a business transaction and not an exchange of mutual pleasure. Switch to mish for a bit. Kissing was limited. Again, a biz transaction.
Switch to doggy for a while. Off comes cover and get her assistance for the finale. She did ok but is clearly not an experienced courtesan (No shit Sherlock - did the 1/2 price deal give it away?)
As I about to seal the deal with COF it's clear the plan is being modified and it becomes a pearl necklace.
She runs off to clean herself and brings back a towel. I execuse myself to batchroom. No toilet tissue. She hands be the towel which is the only thing available in the whole apartment.
Clearly, the experience did not match the ad (or at least my expectations)
During the encounter she spoke to me of her apartment woes and her son. I left with the somewhat guility and dirty feeling that I had many years ago in my first hobby experiences. She is a nice person just trying to make a few $. So if an affordable encounter of the type I described is what you seek then book away and treat her nicely. I'll just use it as a reminder that I should know better by now,
Mr Clean
The phone # in ad is 613-240-1647
Title of current ad is
INCREDIBLY SEXY BLONDE BOMBSHELL IS HERE TO MAKE YOUR DREAMS A REALITY
The current ad reads
"Don't miss out on today's amazing special rates!
Tiny, petite, beauty with 36b breasts and size 0 waist. I am here to tease and please and make your dreams come true. I can't wait to put a huge smile on your face. Fun, honest, fresh, clean, and very open-minded. For an unforgettable and unrushed experience with no scams or games call 613-240-1647 (please no texts or blocked caller Id's/payphones - they will not be answered). "
Phone her up. Things on phone sounded good. She had nice voice and manners and was prepping for a night of fun. "I just dyed my hair blonde an hour ago". Ask if she knows what GFE is and says yes. She does not know the PSE acroynm. Booked an appointment. Arrived at lower income apartment block so started getting flashbacks of my early days of hobbying. But continued on.
Greeted at door in ok manner but nothing special. Apartment was so-so. Her physical description matched her ad so continued on .Went into room that was so-so. Asked me disrobe to prove I wasn't LE and asked for donation up front. She was polite but thoses preparations were reminiscent of my early encounters so the spidey sense is tingling. She asked for the $90 for 1/2. I inform her that the ad stated $80. She starts checking it via her BlackBerry which is taking about a minute or two so I move things along by giving her $100. She says she doesn't have the $10 (I actually believe her because from the encounter I can tell she probably can't plan things more than a few hours in advance). Since she doesn't have change I ask he about COF and she said sure. ok let's get going.
Started with BBBJ which was fine. After a while we put on the cover and she gets top. Her eyes are closed and she is somewhat enjoying it but I can tell that this is a a business transaction and not an exchange of mutual pleasure. Switch to mish for a bit. Kissing was limited. Again, a biz transaction.
Switch to doggy for a while. Off comes cover and get her assistance for the finale. She did ok but is clearly not an experienced courtesan (No shit Sherlock - did the 1/2 price deal give it away?)
As I about to seal the deal with COF it's clear the plan is being modified and it becomes a pearl necklace.
She runs off to clean herself and brings back a towel. I execuse myself to batchroom. No toilet tissue. She hands be the towel which is the only thing available in the whole apartment.
Clearly, the experience did not match the ad (or at least my expectations)
During the encounter she spoke to me of her apartment woes and her son. I left with the somewhat guility and dirty feeling that I had many years ago in my first hobby experiences. She is a nice person just trying to make a few $. So if an affordable encounter of the type I described is what you seek then book away and treat her nicely. I'll just use it as a reminder that I should know better by now,
Mr Clean
