Today's Latest taste treat from China -Cardboard buns

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From the Star

"Beijing delicacy? Cardboard buns
Jul 12, 2007 09:44 AM
Associated press

BEIJING – Chopped cardboard, softened with an industrial chemical and made tasty with pork flavouring, is a main ingredient in batches of steamed buns sold in one Beijing neighbourhood, state television said.

The report, aired late Wednesday on China Central Television, highlights the country's problems with food safety despite government efforts to improve the situation.

Countless small, often illegally run operations exist across China and make money cutting corners by using inexpensive ingredients or unsavoury substitutes. They are almost impossible to regulate.

China Central Television's undercover investigation features the shirtless, shorts-clad maker of the buns, called baozi, explaining the contents of the product sold in Beijing's sprawling Chaoyang district.

Baozi are a common snack in China, with an outer skin made from wheat or rice flour and a filling of sliced pork. Cooked by steaming in immense bamboo baskets, they are similar to but usually much bigger than the dumplings found on dim sum menus familiar to many North Americans.

In the Chinese television report, a hidden camera follows a man, whose face is not shown, into a ramshackle building where steamers are filled with the fluffy white buns.

The surroundings are filthy, with water puddles and piles of old furniture and cardboard on the ground.

"What's in the recipe?" the reporter asks. "Six to four," the man says.

"You mean 60 per cent cardboard? What is the other 40 per cent?" asks the reporter. "Fatty meat," the man replies.

The bun maker and his assistants then give a demonstration on how the product is made.

Squares of cardboard picked from the ground are first soaked to a pulp in a plastic basin of caustic soda – a chemical base commonly used in manufacturing paper and soap – then chopped into tiny morsels with a cleaver. Fatty pork and powdered seasoning are stirred in.

Soon, steaming servings of the buns appear on-screen. The reporter takes a bite.

"This baozi filling is kind of tough. Not much taste," he says. ``Can other people taste the difference?"

"Most people can't. It fools the average person," the maker says. "I don't eat them myself."

The police eventually show up and shut down the operation."
 

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Quality control that's made in China

Jul 13, 2007 04:30 AM
Linwood Barclay

Thank you for applying to become a Quality Control Inspector in the People's Republic of China!

This is a very important job!

It demands the utmost dedication to maintaining the highest standards so that this country will continue to be a leading exporter of everything from tires to toothpaste!

Sadly, this country has been getting some very unfortunate publicity lately, so you must score very high on this test to get the job. Answer the following questions so that we may determine your suitability:

1. Your level of education includes which of the following:

a) No One 'll Ever Notice Middle School.

b) That's Good Enough Secondary School.

c) National Vocational Institute of Once It's Out The Door It's Somebody Else's Problem.

2. The best way to tell maple syrup from 10-W-30 motor oil is:

a) try a little on your pancakes; if you have an urge to shout "Vroom!" then you've done something wrong, and should immediately have yourself put up on a hoist for a syrup change.

b) pour some into your automobile's engine; if the light on your dash reading "What, no strawberries?" comes on, you've got a problem.

c) pour some on your driveway; if there's an indelible stain, it's oil. If you suddenly see a stream of ants heading for it, it's syrup.

3. Consider the statement: "Optimizing profits at the expense of customer safety is an appalling practice that must be stamped out immediately." This is:

a) false

b) false

c) not true

d) all of the above

4. What should China do about the fact that Canada's Customs Act does not make it illegal to import or distribute goods known to be counterfeit?

a) as sign of gratitude, put "highly flammable" stickers on substandard extension cords.

b) give Canada a cut-rate on shrimps left out in the sun too long.

c) is this a trick question?

5. You've just learned that flashlight-type batteries loaded into a cargo container and placed aboard a ship to North America are likely to explode. What do you do?

a) recall the shipment.

b) dump it into the ocean.

c) tape short pieces of string to the ends of each battery, change the labels to read "fireworks."

6. Over in the Canadian province of Ontario, the Liberal government spends $5.57 per person, per day, to feed elderly residents of long-term care facilities. Your reaction to this is:

a) "Wow, they're eating like kings!"

b) "There is much we can learn from these Liberal government folks."

c) "And they're giving us a hard time?"

7. If you are found to have knowingly shipped contaminated products abroad, you will be:

a) put on trial, and once you are convicted, executed.

b) promoted, until such time as your actions are made public, at which point you will be put on trial, convicted, and executed.

c) forced to live in an Ontario long-term care facility.

8. Pick the following ingredient that should not be mixed in with pet food:

a) antifreeze

b) plutonium

c) knockoff Viagra

d) pets

(Bonus point! The correct answer is: c) knockoff Viagra. When a pooch gets in one of his moods, he hardly needs this added boost.)

9. To ensure that toy exports can be played with safely, you must:

a) make sure all razor-sharp edges are not painted with lead.

b) make small parts radioactive so they're easier to catch on an x-ray.

c) stop including travel-sized tubes of Chinese toothpaste with "Psycho Tooth Fairy" line of action figures.

You have now completed the test. Please go back and give yourself a check mark for each question you think you answered correctly, or were at least in the ballpark. Can you start Monday?
 
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