Fuck you dude!
Kidding!
Thanks.
I'd much rather give directly to the Police Terb Fund than have my insurance jacked by thousands of dollars, as you well pointed out as you opened the paper bag and looked away.
Not making a full stop at a stop sign in the middle of nowhere with no one around is definitely a danger to public safety, I agree officer, so here's my unmarked bills worth about a half a trip to Sexy Chanel. Enjoy!
But remember Sexy Chanel has a NRP, and I have a NTAB policy (No Talking About Bribes Policy) so mum's the word.
I know FredZed is sensitive about this stuff, so let me point out that this is a little spoof. In reality, the cop let me off for running a stop sign and I very much appreciate it. If this was Mexico, this would be a consumer tip, not a spoof
Kidding!
Thanks.
I'd much rather give directly to the Police Terb Fund than have my insurance jacked by thousands of dollars, as you well pointed out as you opened the paper bag and looked away.
Not making a full stop at a stop sign in the middle of nowhere with no one around is definitely a danger to public safety, I agree officer, so here's my unmarked bills worth about a half a trip to Sexy Chanel. Enjoy!
But remember Sexy Chanel has a NRP, and I have a NTAB policy (No Talking About Bribes Policy) so mum's the word.
I know FredZed is sensitive about this stuff, so let me point out that this is a little spoof. In reality, the cop let me off for running a stop sign and I very much appreciate it. If this was Mexico, this would be a consumer tip, not a spoof
