Tiny Royal - wasn’t bad lol wasn’t good

[LP191]

Super friendly and nice personality
Nice curves on her too and I really enjoyed how tight she was

but

her location was brutal
Halfway apartment for crackheads in Oshawa
Whole place smelled horrible
Was in my clothes for the whole night
She’s also a smoker too so be ready for that

Doesn’t want to do anything on her bed so you gotta sit on this uncomfortable couch while she does some sort of dance on you while falling over

it was strange

pounded away and left

 

[RebelinBed]

Review in the 411 section?

Also, with the prices that she charges wtf?

Note to all providers on here: this is what we mean when we say that when ladies call themselves upscale and charge upscale prices doesn't mean shit.

 

[Tiny_royal3]

Ok I’ll only book on pornhub then since they read in detail know I’m 420 provider
Considering all my neighbors work, that’s very rude and you still wanna go on a bed what has wood on it? OK you trust that bed I don’t the fact that one of the frames is bending are you still wanna go on it? OK come then when my bed breaks are you gonna ghost me like the last guy oh no one wants to answer that question they always leave the girls to deal with the bed, I didn’t know my professional dance teachers movement were weird to you sorry that 10 K worth of dance classes wasn’t convenient for you

 

[RebelinBed]

Ok I’ll only book on pornhub then since they read in detail know I’m 420 provider
Considering all my neighbors work, that’s very rude and you still wanna go on a bed what has wood on it? OK you trust that bed I don’t the fact that one of the frames is bending are you still wanna go on it? OK come

I think it's more the fact you're charging what you're charging but offering a LESS than ideal incall situation and from what I gather from what he said, average service. You really think a guy is going to be impressed paying what you charge to fuck in a known druggie building on a couch? When most women who charge what you charge at the very least rent an airbnb or hotel room? Like, c'mon, think about it.

If I was gunna be paying 200/hh (or 300/hh for Greek) for an "upscale" provider as you claim to be, the incall sure as hell better not be a halfway house for druggies where we fuck on the couch. That is not "upscale".

Just because you can suck and ride dick well does not make you "upscale". Your incall location, how you conduct yourself, your aforementioned service, and how you take care of yourself all better be "upscale" as well.

I'm not meaning to be harsh however that is the truth.

 

[Tiny_royal3]

Well, guess what? I’m not lowering my prices that’s that’s if you think I’m mediocre cool take your L when the video drops

 

[Hue_chardon1]

Even if she is a "less than steller" provider who doesn't provide upscale services as advertised, she can charge any amount she wishes.

If she charges high rates and doesn't provide upscale services, I'm sure she won't care if people still pay it.

 

[RebelinBed]

Even if she is a "less than steller" provider who doesn't provide upscale services as advertised, she can charge any amount she wishes.

If she charges high rates and doesn't provide upscale services, I'm sure she won't care if people still pay it.

That kind of misses the whole point. The client will care. If you say you are an "upscale" anything, then the customer will expect upscale. Obviously the seller doesn't give a shit if you pay and don't receive what you expected. Duh. But you will.

 

[SinnamonFairbanks]

She might not be upscale to you, but keep in mind, i do strictly out calls, and I know how you guys live you have a lot of opinions about a lady's in calls but a lot of folks don't even own soap or wash their ass.

If you want to talk about funky smells... how about going down on someone who didn't wash their balls or asshole or shower after an 8 hour shift and dirty fingernails. Then they wonder why you don't want them to touch you.

The word "upscale" is like "GFE" everyone has a pretty basic understanding of what it means, but it means something different to everyone. To a lot of people she would be an upscale provider.

She didn't rob you, she used photos that were accurate, she provided services she said she would provide, i'm reading she has a broken bed, but I didn't hear any mention of someone offering to help her fix her bed .

You guys might have some exceptional standards for us, but we can all tell you horror stories about how disgusting the men are. I have to bring my own soap and carry lysol wipes. I'm outcall Only. I go to where you people live, and I'll tell ya... even the guys that have trash talked my in call, i've been to their house and it's laughable they have commentary about how anyone else lives.
A quarter of the places that I visit don't even have soap. Half of them live with at least a couple of garbage bags full of crap everywhere. They just live with their garbage and dirty dishes. I fell behind on some laundry and light housekeeping. I wasn't living with my garbage like half the folks that call me.

So considering only a very small percentage of men are clean and organized... We can all call ourselves upscale in comparison.

I'm joking, but i'm not joking. It's really gross.

Someone made a review about me and my in call space, when I was going through a really hard time in my life... And I went to their house and never once in my life has my house ever looked as bad as their house does every day.

My life got better and I got out of the funk that I was in, it had a lot to do with where I was living.

Anyway, realistically, if your only complaint is the location, she's still a pretty excellent provider. Locations can change and it's not easy for people who's main source of income is cash to get nicer apartments without someone helping them especially now when a landlord for any decent place wants to know EVERYTHING. They don't care if you have good credit.They want you to make six thousand dollars or more on paper to be a good candidate.

 

[THELMFAO]

Review in the 411 section?

Also, with the prices that she charges wtf?

Note to all providers on here: this is what we mean when we say that when ladies call themselves upscale and charge upscale prices doesn't mean shit.

Haven't seen her and this is not directed to her just a general point alot of sps don't understand. And sorry if I'm dropping game but most of you are not 300+ pussy if a trick says "oh you should be charging way more" they want to see you broke and miserable. The numbers alot of you could do at 220hr 240hr. Max would

I think it's more the fact you're charging what you're charging but offering a LESS than ideal incall situation and from what I gather from what he said, average service. You really think a guy is going to be impressed paying what you charge to fuck in a known druggie building on a couch? When most women who charge what you charge at the very least rent an airbnb or hotel room? Like, c'mon, think about it.

If I was gunna be paying 200/hh (or 300/hh for Greek) for an "upscale" provider as you claim to be, the incall sure as hell better not be a halfway house for druggies where we fuck on the couch. That is not "upscale".

Just because you can suck and ride dick well does not make you "upscale". Your incall location, how you conduct yourself, your aforementioned service, and how you take care of yourself all better be "upscale" as well.

I'm not meaning to be harsh however that is the truth.

you had feelings about the incall location, yet you still went? Then come here and publicly berate it? That tells alot.

 

[RebelinBed]

She didn't rob you, she used photos that were accurate, she provided services she said she would provide, i'm reading she has a broken bed, but I didn't hear any mention of someone offering to help her fix her bed .

Haven't seen her and this is not directed to her just a general point alot of sps don't understand. And sorry if I'm dropping game but most of you are not 300+ pussy if a trick says "oh you should be charging way more" they want to see you broke and miserable. The numbers alot of you could do at 220hr 240hr. Max would
you had feelings about the incall location, yet you still went? Then come here and publicly berate it? That tells alot.

I'm not even the one who went to see her @LP191 is the OP who wrote the review. I've never seen her and don't plan to

Also, I'd like to add that yes, if you're going to call yourself "upscale" then I expect a clean location AND a bed lol I don't think that's unreasonable and many people wouldn't either.

Yes, @SinnamonFairbanks, I do agree with you that most men are gross clients who show up unshowered or with bad hygiene. And I know that is shitty for y'all to deal with. I get it. Clients can be fickle and hypocritical.

But in my opinion, this really just goes to show that the term "upscale" has zero meaning anymore and it's just a clickbait keyword that any provider can use.

There are many providers I would consider upscale. You, Amber, Jenesis, Nikki Jameson & Xina, Ashlee, etc. are all what I would consider to be upscale.

I'm sorry, all I'm saying is a couch in a halfway druggie building is not upscale. I'm not meaning to cast judgement, I get rough patches in life. But upscale, that is not and based on LP's review, it doesn't sound like the service was "upscale" either.

 

[jkdb6]

I'm not even the one who went to see her @LP191 is the OP who wrote the review. I've never seen her and don't plan to

Also, I'd like to add that yes, if you're going to call yourself "upscale" then I expect a clean location AND a bed lol I don't think that's unreasonable and many people wouldn't either.

Yes, @SinnamonFairbanks, I do agree with you that most men are gross clients who show up unshowered or with bad hygiene. And I know that is shitty for y'all to deal with. I get it. Clients can be fickle and hypocritical.

But in my opinion, this really just goes to show that the term "upscale" has zero meaning anymore and it's just a clickbait keyword that any provider can use.

There are many providers I would consider upscale. You, Amber, Jenesis, Nikki Jameson & Xina, Ashlee, etc. are all what I would consider to be upscale.

I'm sorry, all I'm saying is a couch in a halfway druggie building is not upscale. I'm not meaning to cast judgement, I get rough patches in life. But upscale, that is not and based on LP's review, it doesn't sound like the service was "upscale" either.

You're getting heat for someone else my friend lol

 

[Ardy R]

She might not be upscale to you, but keep in mind, i do strictly out calls, and I know how you guys live you have a lot of opinions about a lady's in calls but a lot of folks don't even own soap or wash their ass.

If you want to talk about funky smells... how about going down on someone who didn't wash their balls or asshole or shower after an 8 hour shift and dirty fingernails. Then they wonder why you don't want them to touch you.

The word "upscale" is like "GFE" everyone has a pretty basic understanding of what it means, but it means something different to everyone. To a lot of people she would be an upscale provider.

She didn't rob you, she used photos that were accurate, she provided services she said she would provide, i'm reading she has a broken bed, but I didn't hear any mention of someone offering to help her fix her bed .

Sinny, I'm a little disappointed in you.

You don't think that "she didn't rob you" is criteria of an "upscale" experience?

And we all get the YMMV and that GFE has some interpretations, but "420 friendly" is NOT "I work in a crack den".
And "upscale" doesn't mean you do it on a couch, unless that's your thing or the back seat of your car or on the kitchen counter, etc. And it sure doesn't mean your hair and clothes go away smelling like a third world relief trip.

I agree fully that guy's need to clean there ass, etc.use mothwash and deodorant. And if they are coming straight from work whether an air-conditioned office or welding shop then need to ensure a shower and soap are their first stop on the way to a provider. Hell, I event sweat in that car on the way over sometimes so I take an extra was when I get to the providers.
You gotta be clean to expect AAA service and you expect a clean provider/situation when it is touted as "upscale". It doesn't have to be at the Sheraton, but not the fleabag,crackden for sure.

 

[taker2ez]

these long posts are ridiculous

 

[Bottom feeder]

Yes clean is very important. I ve been doing this for over 25 years. N never gone anywhere. Sp or on a date. Unless IAm clean shaven. N shower. As I expected the same. I get the lease bit of a smell IAm out. I don’t know how the girls do it. But this is my toughs

 

[Tiny_royal3]

Ok bet When, I’m deep cleaning my place and everyone who text me remember this and y your getting an attitude because first off you came for a 15 minute special so quickies I normally do on the couch let’s not forget I hopped out the shower and I was freshly showered for you sweetheart, and I was dressed in lingerie with a pink wig with my lash extensions on, so let’s not talk about that part of the session, which was good with me doing pool tricks for you, so how are we making a review? If you only spent 15 minutes in my place and you didn’t spend a whole 15 minutes here and I make my own cleaner by the way, which smells like cinnamon and the fact that my ass is 420 provider my house is 420. I smoke cigarettes with my weed. And grabba so it’s going smell that’s y I put I’m 420 that’s y you will see bongs in my house make 0 sense

 

[LP191]

She might not be upscale to you, but keep in mind, i do strictly out calls, and I know how you guys live you have a lot of opinions about a lady's in calls but a lot of folks don't even own soap or wash their ass.

If you want to talk about funky smells... how about going down on someone who didn't wash their balls or asshole or shower after an 8 hour shift and dirty fingernails. Then they wonder why you don't want them to touch you.

The word "upscale" is like "GFE" everyone has a pretty basic understanding of what it means, but it means something different to everyone. To a lot of people she would be an upscale provider.

She didn't rob you, she used photos that were accurate, she provided services she said she would provide, i'm reading she has a broken bed, but I didn't hear any mention of someone offering to help her fix her bed .

You guys might have some exceptional standards for us, but we can all tell you horror stories about how disgusting the men are. I have to bring my own soap and carry lysol wipes. I'm outcall Only. I go to where you people live, and I'll tell ya... even the guys that have trash talked my in call, i've been to their house and it's laughable they have commentary about how anyone else lives.
A quarter of the places that I visit don't even have soap. Half of them live with at least a couple of garbage bags full of crap everywhere. They just live with their garbage and dirty dishes. I fell behind on some laundry and light housekeeping. I wasn't living with my garbage like half the folks that call me.

So considering only a very small percentage of men are clean and organized... We can all call ourselves upscale in comparison.

I'm joking, but i'm not joking. It's really gross.

Someone made a review about me and my in call space, when I was going through a really hard time in my life... And I went to their house and never once in my life has my house ever looked as bad as their house does every day.

My life got better and I got out of the funk that I was in, it had a lot to do with where I was living.

Anyway, realistically, if your only complaint is the location, she's still a pretty excellent provider. Locations can change and it's not easy for people who's main source of income is cash to get nicer apartments without someone helping them especially now when a landlord for any decent place wants to know EVERYTHING. They don't care if you have good credit.They want you to make six thousand dollars or more on paper to be a good candidate.

You are using pictures from I don’t know how long ago lol you can’t talk about anything

my house is clean and I always shower and give the respect to the escort before she comes over, you should be doing the same

there are plenty of women out there that host and have great locations for it

 

[SweetCandi_DR]

Lord help me. Trying so hard to bite my tongue

 

[Jenesis]

Lord help me. Trying so hard to bite my tongue

Same!!!!!!!!!

 

[RebelinBed]

You're getting heat for someone else my friend lol

No, I'm getting heat for my opinion. They clearly didn't read the beginning of the thread to see who the OP is and assumed it was me. Not my fault

I stand by my opinion and expectations of what "upscale" can and should mean.

As someone who was also a morning to night cannabis smoker for 15 years, you can be 420 friendly and not have your place looking like a pig stie with ashtrays, rolling trays, bongs, and other paraphernalia laying about all over the place.

As a client, and other ladies who I've seen here can attest to this, I am polite and respectful at all times, I show up freshly showered and clean and will even take a second quick wash if requested or if I come from work, I will request one myself. I keep my pubic hair trimmed/shaved. And teeth freshly brushed with breath mints in the car because I vape (nicotine).

When I was able to do outcalls, I always made sure my place was clean and organized and smelled fresh with the bed sheets freshly washed or changed. I also offered whoever I had coming over a shower upon arrival as well. I implemented the same standards as any SP would when I did outcalls if I were to go to them.

I want to be and am considered an upscale client and a good client. So if a lady is going to market herself as "upscale" and charge "upscale" prices, then I expect the same.

 

[Mikediamond]

No, I'm getting heat for my opinion. They clearly didn't read the beginning of the thread to see who the OP is and assumed it was me. Not my fault

I stand by my opinion and expectations of what "upscale" can and should mean.

As someone who was also a morning to night cannabis smoker for 15 years, you can be 420 friendly and not have your place looking like a pig stie with ashtrays, rolling trays, bongs, and other paraphernalia laying about all over the place.

As a client, and other ladies who I've seen here can attest to this, I am polite and respectful at all times, I show up freshly showered and clean and will even take a second quick wash if requested or if I come from work, I will request one myself. I keep my pubic hair trimmed/shaved. And teeth freshly brushed with breath mints in the car because I vape (nicotine).

When I was able to do outcalls, I always made sure my place was clean and organized and smelled fresh with the bed sheets freshly washed or changed. I also offered whoever I had coming over a shower upon arrival as well. I implemented the same standards as any SP would when I did outcalls if I were to go to them.

I want to be and am considered an upscale client and a good client. So if a lady is going to market herself as "upscale", then I expect the same.

You’re one of the more level-headed members here. Couldn’t agree more.