Time

[plymaker]

WHY IS THE TIME ALL OUT OF WACK

 

[holden]

OH DEAR MOTHER OF GOD!!!

IS THIS THE YELLING ROOM?

 

[The Fruity Hare]

No, silly, this is the arguement romm. (These days it seems like they all are)

 

[plymaker]

YELLING WHO'S YELLING I'M ONLY TALKIN LOUD

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Announcer: Gumby Theatre comes live tonight from the Evon Gumby Theatre near Guildford. L. D. Gumby, M. J. Gumby and R.S. Gumby star in The Cherry Orchard by Anton Chekov. The action takes place near Moscow in the 1870's.


COME IN! (Crash)
NO, OPEN THE DOOR AND COME IN!
SORRY!
HELLO!
SORRY!
SHUT UP!
I GOT MY HEAD STUCK IN THE CUPBOARD
SORRY!
SHUT UP!
I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING
HELLO! (Smash)
I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING
HELLO!
SHUT UP, MR. GUMBY (Smash)
UHH, MY BRAIN HURTS
SHUT UP!
SORRY!
OOOHH! (Smash)

Announcer: Meanwhile in Sct. Petersburg Ylia Natajevska and Mariana Plajenkov await news of their stepbrother Trofimov.

Gumbies: HELLO
(Crash)
UH, OPEN IT
I OPENED IT
GET OFF MY FOOT
SHUT UP!
SORRY!
MY BRAIN HURTS
MY BRAIN HURTS
(Closing music)

Announcer: That was The Cherry Orchard by Anton Chekov. Adapted for radio by putting it onto a piece of wood and banging a few nails through it. Mr. L. N. Gumby is now appearing in the Thames near Woking Steps. And Mr. D. P. Gumby is appearing as a central tunnel support on the new Victoria Line.

 

[johnnyhandsome]

AN EAR, CAN YOU HEAR???

 

[Speedo]

NO, IT'S 'GETTING HIT ON THE HEAD' LESSONS IN HERE...

 

[Cardinal Fang]

What a stupid concept.

 

[xarir]

WHAT WAS THAT FANG?

 

[drlove]

DAMN STRAIGHT!

 

[borderx]

Who cares ,yell,talk loud, etc. Just keep posting!!

 

[papasmerf]

TIME FOR

HEY WAIT WRONG THREAD

 

[Drunken Master]

THE TIME IS OUT OF JOINT - O CURSED SPITE
THAT EVER I WAS BORN TO SET IT RIGHT!

 

[incognito]

ROTFLMAO... good one DM

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Quiet please, I have a headache...

 

[pineappleguy]

NO IT'T NOT!

 

[plymaker]

THIS IS GREAT LOOK AT WHAT I STARTED

 

[Goober Mcfly]

NO IT'T NOT!

 

[Berlin]

DITTO.

 

[Anais North]

HAS ANYONE HERE READ "A PRAYER FOR OWEN MEANY"?