Time for holiday cards...

[Goober Mcfly]

Here's what mine say:

Dear _______:

Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, nonaddictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, and with respect for the religious persuasions of others or their choice not to practice a religion at all; a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2003, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to our society have helped make Canada great, without regard to the race, creed, color, religious, or sexual preferences of the wishes.

(This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others.)

The McFly family

 

[train]

Merry Christmas Goober

 

[DonAngelo]

Here's what mine say:

Dear _______:

Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, nonaddictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, and with respect for the religious persuasions of others or their choice not to practice a religion at all; a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2003, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to our society have helped make Canada great, without regard to the race, creed, color, religious, or sexual preferences of the wishes.

(This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others.)

The McFly family

Hi Goober,

I liked your holiday card that much that I was thinking about sending it to President Bush. I just deleted what's not applicable or would offend him. It reads like this:

Dear Mr. President:

Best wishes for a holiday and a calender year 2003.