Tiger's porn mistress holds a press conference....

[Scarey]

Now I really don't care about the conference .My focus was the skillfully developed concerned look on her lawyers face.Notice the hand on the small of her back in case her client happens to faint mid sentence? The stern compassionate look she's showing on her face for her client"The hapless victim?.....Lady, I've seen your client get fucked with cocks the size and length of my arm.She'll be okay.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2...llegedly_tells_porn_star_in_sexy_text_me.html

 

[mandrill]

The new, more demure, "businesswoman" hairstyle is pretty interesting too.

 

[Mable]

Personally, I'd rather nail the lawyer...

 

[HAMSTER INSPECTOR]

This has nothing to do with money! Right!

 

[OddSox]

As a victim of violence myself, it bothered me to think that someone would be standing with a dangerous club in their hands hitting a ball with my photo on it."

Huh? What did she think all those guys were doing when they were watching her porn?

 

[The Oracle]

Nice to see that she is handling her violence abuse issues in such a positive way. Insert rolls eyes here.

Skank plus.