So I called Tiffany yesterday to set up an appointment. She advertises on Ottawa at Night. (Interestingly, when I clicked on her picture, the file name was "autmn", but anyway, on with the story.)
I talked to her, asked for an appointment. She said sure, what time. I said, in half an hour. She says, OK, great, come on over, here's my address, I'll be here.
I show up and call from downstairs to get the room number. Some dude answers the phone and tells me she just steped out, she'll be back in five minutes.
I call back in five minutes. Dude answers again, tells me she's still out. I say fine, I'm going to hang out in the bar across the street and watch the hockey game. The guy says good, he'll tell her to come over and find me as soon as she returns.
Luckily the Sens are playing, and I like the bar, so I don't mind chilling. I watch the entire pre game show, and the whole first period. She hasn't arrived yet.
I call the guy back. He says she still hasn't returned. He doesn't know where she is. Sorry. So I say screw this, I'm going home.
Tonight, I'm thinking I'll try again, but this time I won't make the same mistake. I'll order an incall.
Dude answers the phone. I ask for Tiffany. The guy asks who's calling. I give him a fake name. Tiffany picks up the phone and says "ya, who's this". I give her my fake name. She asks "fake name, who". I tell her we havn't met before. And she says, in a very rude and condescending tone, "I'm not working anymore, my name shouldn't be on the web site anymore." Then she hangs up.
Wow. In less than 24 hours she went from booking an appointment with me, and telling me how much I would enjoy the time I spent with her, to standing me up, to being retired.
So, smoke a lot of crack lately sweetheart?
I talked to her, asked for an appointment. She said sure, what time. I said, in half an hour. She says, OK, great, come on over, here's my address, I'll be here.
I show up and call from downstairs to get the room number. Some dude answers the phone and tells me she just steped out, she'll be back in five minutes.
I call back in five minutes. Dude answers again, tells me she's still out. I say fine, I'm going to hang out in the bar across the street and watch the hockey game. The guy says good, he'll tell her to come over and find me as soon as she returns.
Luckily the Sens are playing, and I like the bar, so I don't mind chilling. I watch the entire pre game show, and the whole first period. She hasn't arrived yet.
I call the guy back. He says she still hasn't returned. He doesn't know where she is. Sorry. So I say screw this, I'm going home.
Tonight, I'm thinking I'll try again, but this time I won't make the same mistake. I'll order an incall.
Dude answers the phone. I ask for Tiffany. The guy asks who's calling. I give him a fake name. Tiffany picks up the phone and says "ya, who's this". I give her my fake name. She asks "fake name, who". I tell her we havn't met before. And she says, in a very rude and condescending tone, "I'm not working anymore, my name shouldn't be on the web site anymore." Then she hangs up.
Wow. In less than 24 hours she went from booking an appointment with me, and telling me how much I would enjoy the time I spent with her, to standing me up, to being retired.
So, smoke a lot of crack lately sweetheart?
