I was flying through Whitby on my way back to the city when came upon this girls ad. Her pics looked good and she was offering up a quickie special $60/15min. I thought "what the hell" and wanted to get me some. I texted her and asked what the quickie included (restrictions etc.). Bbbj and daty are deal breakers for me so I'm pretty specific about being on the same page with my sp of choice so that there are no needless unnecessary misunderstandings. I got the hotel and she gave me her room. I went up, knocked, she answered and it all went down hill from there. I'm going to tell you what happened but I'm also stating right here, right now that it's 100% my fault for staying and not leaving the moment I saw her. First up she looks nothing like the ad. She's at least 60lbs heavier and wears a God awful wig that strikes me more as a punishment than it does a costume. Then she asks me for the donation which I hand over like an idiot. She fiddles with her phone while I'm undressing. Then puts it down, undresses and lays next to me. She starts some chit chat telling me it's getting slow now bla bla bla. About 8min of jibber jabber later she pulls out the plastic. I said "um, no thank you. I'll take the bbbj we clearly discussed and agreed on". She says that's not offered with the special. Then she brags about how good she is even with the lid on etc. I'm pissed but I've already coughed up the cash and wasn't wanting to leave without dropping a nut so I reluctantly let it go. It had to be one of the worst bj's of any kind that I'd received. About 2min or so into this debacle I told her to just lay back so I could get me the face glazing I signed up for in the first place. She didn't respond. About 1min later she lifts her big old head and her phone alarm goes off. She springs up off the bed as though someone hit an EJECT button and says time's up. I layed there and laughed for a second figuring she was obviously joking. She wasn't....then asked me if I had anymore cash - wtf!! I said how can we be finished when you just started less than 5min ago (no exaggeration). She claims that it was because we were talking. Can you believe this woman? Long and the short of it is:
Face 4
Body 3
Attitude 2
Seevice -3
Repeat bahahaha
Damage $60/15min ($90 more than she's worth - yes that means she should be paying her suckers/clients)
Link is http://toronto.backpage.com/FemaleE...ome-c-the-best-60-ᗩᐯᗩilᗩble-ᑎoᗯ-ᑌᑭᔕᑕ/41478880
Don't make the same mistake I did guys
Face 4
Body 3
Attitude 2
Seevice -3
Repeat bahahaha
Damage $60/15min ($90 more than she's worth - yes that means she should be paying her suckers/clients)
Link is http://toronto.backpage.com/FemaleE...ome-c-the-best-60-ᗩᐯᗩilᗩble-ᑎoᗯ-ᑌᑭᔕᑕ/41478880
Don't make the same mistake I did guys
