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red

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I have been dating this late 30's woman for five or so years. we have had our ups and downs.

the sex has been good, hot and plenty if a little vanilla.

we were in bed at her place, talking after sex, sports, her family, politics and then finally....

....our relationship. she tells how great its been with me and she feels close to me and safe.

she says she wants us to try and get closer. something we have never done. she says she wants to "tie the knot"

i jump up out bed and say excuse me? wtf? no i am not into that.

i get dressed and leave. i mean i am not in bondage.
 
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nobody123

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That's knot where I thought you were going with this one. Though I suppose you were bound to get all punny. Why do you keep roping me in like that?
 
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T.O.tourist

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If over half of the people trying to cross a street got hit by a truck, would you really need to get across that road?
 
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Ben Hogan

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I thought this thread might contain good noose.
 
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blackrock13

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T.O.tourist said:
If over half of the people trying to cross a street got hit by a truck, would you really need to get across that road?
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It is, if you want to get to the other side and sit in the shade. Just be very careful and not do it drunk, stoned, or too quickly and don't forget to look both ways.
 
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GPIDEAL

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Red, have you been married before? Is that why you don't want to tie the knot? Or is protecting your assets while retaining your freedom the real reason behind this response from you?

I'm not attached but if I had a gal who would make me forget about hobbying (okay, she can't be strictly vanilla and perhaps should accept some swinging when we are in the mood), and was also total package material, I think it would be nice. We're not getting younger.
 
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